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January 2, 2008
An Easy 2008 Prediction
John Tierney can't go wrong with his prediction for the new year:
In 2008, your television will bring you image after frightening image of natural havoc linked to global warming. You will be told that such bizarre weather must be a sign of dangerous climate change — and that these images are a mere preview of what's in store unless we act quickly to cool the planet.
Tierney can't tell us whether the disaster "will come by flood or drought, hurricane or blizzard, fire or ice." After all, no one knows what the weather is going to be like more than a few days in advance. But we do know that there will be weather, and whatever the weather is, Al Gore's apostles in the media will seize on it as confirmation of his prophesies.
Thanks to highly selective reporting, the weather can always be characterized as extreme. The shamelessness with which the media lies to us will allow it to affirm our impending doom by global warming even if temperatures cool — as was the case in 2007, which had the lowest temperature average of any year since 2001, despite the propaganda spewed by irresponsible leftist outfits like Time magazine.
On tips from Bergbikr, Jay Guevara and BUUUUURRRRNING HOT.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 2, 2008 8:51 AM
Comments
Unless it's a record snowfall on New Year's Eve in Michigan or a record snowfall for New Hampshire in December. Our "deciders" in the MSM wouldn't want us to ever get the idea that the weather is behaving normally and so we can go on about our business.
Posted by: V the K at January 2, 2008 8:58 AM
I predict over the next 6 months, temperatures will rise sharply - they may even double or triple!!! A sure sign of GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAL WARMING!!
Posted by: Anonymous at January 2, 2008 9:45 AM
As Tierney points out, the MSM trumpeted every the alleged heat and melting ice caps in the Northern Hemisphere...while they completely ignored the record cold weather and increasing ice caps in the Southern Hemisphere...
Is this "global" warming?
Posted by: Nigel at January 2, 2008 9:56 AM
Van, I still want to see the animated graphic of algore's head pasted on to the Lost in Space robot's body with it's arms flailing and yelling WARNING! WARNING!
Posted by: Anonymous at January 2, 2008 11:02 AM
Posted by: V the K at January 2, 2008 12:52 PM
It'll be in the teens tonight here in the Florida panhandle. I sure wish we'd get some glowball worming around here, STAT!
Posted by: skh.pcola at January 2, 2008 4:26 PM
