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December 20, 2007
Russell Means Secedes From USA
Indian activist Russell Means, claiming to speak for the Lakota Indians, has created his own country by unilaterally withdrawing from a 150-year-old treaty. Rants Means:
We are no longer citizens of the United States of America and all those who live in the five-state area that encompasses our country are free to join us.
Diplomatic missions for his imaginary nation, which includes parts of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming, have already been undertaken to the embassies of Bolivia, Chile, South Africa and Venezuela. If Jacques Chirac were still around, I'm sure they would have hit the French embassy too.
Past publicity stunts by Means include occupying Alcatraz Island (to the delight of the moonbats at PBS), as well as Mount Rushmore, the Bureau of Indian Affairs and Wounded Knee.
Means has been arrested numerous times, on charges ranging from battery to murder. He pals around with disreputable characters like Larry Flynt and Ward Churchill. But he has at least one redeeming quality: he doesn't like the politically correct term "Native American."
On a tip from matterhorn.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 20, 2007 11:25 AM
Comments
Is this anything like the Dominion of Melchizedek? LOL!
http://www.melchizedek.com/dom/index.html
Posted by: Anonymous at December 20, 2007 11:38 AM
Posted by: V the K at December 20, 2007 11:40 AM
Isn't this jackass a Mexican or some other Hispanic type? Either Means isn't an Injun, or the guy who did the commercial about littering in the '70s isn't. They all look alike to me, and it's difficult to keep them straight.
Posted by: skh.pcola at December 20, 2007 2:38 PM
Hey Tonto, You're a fuckin' Siberian!
http://www.trussel.com/prehist/news94.htm
Posted by: Bryherb at December 20, 2007 10:11 PM
I guess we'll have to start playing cowboys and indians again
Posted by: JamesB at December 21, 2007 1:27 AM
No problem. Just set up border checkpoints around their "nation," require passports and visas for all crossing back and forth, and cut 'em loose from all Federal assistance.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 21, 2007 10:59 AM
