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December 11, 2007
Polar Bears Survived Interglacial Period
Great news for polar bears, the monstrous beasts that have earned the undying affection of environmentalists by being one of the extremely few species that will hunt down humans and kill us for food: a jaw bone found on the Svalbard archipelago suggests that polar bears have been around for at least 110,000–130,000 years.
That means that the species has survived an interglacial period, of the type global warming hucksters pretend we're heading toward now. Even if the Goracle's most frenetic fantasies were to come true, and the North Pole were to melt in the foreseeable future, people living in northern latitudes will still get eaten by polar bears.
On a tip from Harry.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 11, 2007 8:59 AM
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Photo caption: "Man that environmentalist sure tasted good! Wonder if there's more of them round about?"
Posted by: jc14 at December 11, 2007 11:41 AM
The President of Iran has declared "There are NO POLLAR BEARS in the Arctic - Allah and MOO-HAM-MUD has eaten them all".
Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2007 11:47 AM
I saw on the news the other night, in Indonesia, they're cutting down 300 soccer pitches of rainforest every hour!!! Unless the footage is Hollywood computer-fangled fantasy Jurassic Park Trash, it appears to be true. With things like this going on, I'm sorry, there has got to be an effect. There is an acceleration of anything that has ever happend before. Most of moonbattery is top notch, but leave out the Envirobashing. Unfortunately, there's no doubt. Just keep Muslim bashing, though that too is not very environmentally friendly!!!
Posted by: Patrick at December 11, 2007 11:59 AM
Anybody know the reason the polar caps in Antartica are actually getting bigger?
'With things like this going on, I'm sorry, there has got to be an effect'
Yeah much better to have it burn down everything around it for miles and miles like in CA right? Sounds like someone got a bit brainwashed by the bats ;)
Posted by: wiz at December 11, 2007 1:02 PM
"Anybody know the reason the polar caps in Antartica are actually getting bigger?"
I'll bet there's more ice because it was extra cold down there this year.
Posted by: forest at December 11, 2007 1:39 PM
'I'll bet there's more ice because it was extra cold down there this year'
You got it sport ;)
Posted by: wiz at December 11, 2007 5:36 PM
Patrick
The way I hear it, they are cutting down forests to make farmland to grow corn to make ethanol to replace gasoline because fumes from cars kills trees. (Really! I'm not making that up!)
Posted by: KHarn at December 11, 2007 5:46 PM
The above is totally true.
http://news.mongabay.com/2007/0516-ethanol_amazon.html
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 11, 2007 8:03 PM
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO0706/S00219.htm
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 11, 2007 8:03 PM
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/12/environmentalis_6.html
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 11, 2007 8:04 PM
Patrick ---- Soccer pitch? Is that a fastball, screwball or curve ball? LOL!
People piss into the ocean all the time - does it have an effect? Yep. On me? Nope. Cutting down trees may have an effect on local weather but thats about it. Now if you cut down most of the trees on Earth - thats another story. But this was a record year for tree planting around the world. Not to mention with warmer temperatures trees are able to grow farther north than they did 200-400 years ago during the little ice age. Unfortunately the Sun seems to be becoming less active which could lead to much cooler temperatures leading to crop failures, shorter growing season, mass starvation...
Posted by: Anonymous at December 12, 2007 5:36 AM
