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December 17, 2007
Nutroots Already Panicking About Next Fall's Elections
Liberal smugness about next year's elections is dissipating along with al-Qaeda in Iraq and Shrillary's aura of invincibility. Among the countless reasons to long for a Republican victory is the reaction it will provoke on the Left. Panic is already setting in at Dhimmicratic Underground, where the moonbats fret and gibber on a thread entitled "What IF a republican wins in 2008? What actions will you take?" A few samples:
I'm down with revolution.
It will not be business as usual. I will absolutely not grant an iota of slack for any political position whatsoever that isn't based on applying socialist principles to promote the general welfare and lose the rugged individualist hero worship nonsense.
Hunker down for harder times that will surely be coming. We live on a small farm and raise the majority of what we eat, meat included. We will carry on. Leaving the country is not an option, I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record. We already have supplies backed up in the event of 'things getting hinky'. If the people revolt, I will be on the front lines. I am prepared for that also, well prepared…to the gills prepared. I don't mean fire sticks and farm implements either.
They didn't win the last two but it didn't matter. If they continue to hold power the U.S.A. will get into a world wide conflict. It will be vast, possibly with our former allie's turning against us, and justifiably.
But don't question their patriotism! These are ominous:
Buying more guns and plenty of ammunition!
Buying a high powered rifle with a scope. To hunt with! Honest!
Speaking of being honest…
i'll probably have a nervous breakdown. i wonder if my health insurance will pay for my stay in the nut house.
I've already got my guns, would love the idea of revolution but… I will pussy out and probably leave the country.
Many other moonbats agree:
I might start hoarding Euros and sharp sticks while I plan an escape in a few years.
I'm interested in hearing about countries that allow anyone to just move into.
I know one… but these moonbats are already in America, unfortunately.
I'm looking into Canada as a first option. […] We would most likely drive or fly. If neither is a possibility at the time then I don't think the biggest problem is which party the president is registered under. Sweden is my "Oh god they're really taking liberals to camps" option because they take in political refugees.
Let's hope he remembers to pack his tinfoil hat.
Despite the now traditional hysterical promises, try not to get your hopes up about moonbats leaving the country if they aren't able to put a socialist in the White House.
Hat tip: DUmmie FUnnies, on a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 17, 2007 9:19 AM
Comments
"Hoarding Euros"? Can't he just go to the bureau de change when he gets here?
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 17, 2007 9:54 AM
Actually, just thinking about this, can we do a straight swap? I'm thinking of a kind of Anglospheric political trade here. We'll take all your lefties if you'll let all us non-lefties from Europe come take their place. We won't claim welfare, we're capitalists, we like your Constitution, it'd work out pretty well.
Really, Europe's pretty much fuxxored. They're welcome to it.
*Goes to bookshop to find Europeanese>--<Americanese dictionary*
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 17, 2007 9:59 AM
Wow! And I thought all the survivalist nutjobs were supposed to be exclusively on the "right." Looks like there's plenty of 'em on the left, too. I look forward to your home-grown terrorist "revolutionary" actions once a Republican has won the White House in November '08 (won't be even one, of course, since these people are all pussies).
Viva Che! Viva Fidel! Viva Hillary! Let the Revolution begin!
Posted by: jc14 at December 17, 2007 10:06 AM
Ian, you'd be more than welcome, I assure you, and I think the swap is a great idea.
Why don't lefties make good on their promises to emigrate elsewhere? Every time a pro-American American gets elected, or is about to be, they all histrionically claim they're going to emigrate somewhere else. So...do it! No one's stopping you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2007 10:10 AM
I think DUmmie Funnies overlooked one. There's got to be one that reads:
I'm going to post even more idiotic comments on Moonbattery under the name "Anonymous"
Posted by: V the K at December 17, 2007 10:12 AM
Strange, do none of them want to go to live under the tender care of Chavez in Utopian Venezuela, or under that nice Mr. Castro in Cuba? I hear the healthcare's wonderful.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 17, 2007 10:25 AM
It has been my experience that people project their own personalities onto their enemies. If they are petty and vindictive at heart, then they expect their opposition to be petty and vindictive as well. Ever notice how often these folks reference their fear of "being put into camps" if the evil Republicans retain power? I get the feeling that they think a gulag is a good idea....
Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuck at December 17, 2007 10:31 AM
liberals with gun?
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Posted by: furballz at December 17, 2007 11:20 AM
I've already got my guns, would love the idea of revolution but… I will pussy out and probably leave the country.
I thought these jackasses were all about the 2nd Amendment being a 'collective' right that did not extend to individuals. WTF? How can any of those morons support 'individual liberty' by owning property, firearms etc. and yet be socialist jagoffs? Yet more reasons why the people at Democratic Underground are f'd in the head.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at December 17, 2007 11:26 AM
Am I the only one who detects an air of wistfulness when liberals talk about being put into camps? (Consonant with the website's name, "Democratic Underground.") As if they're almost disappointed that they're not being put into camps, in fact are pretty much ignored? Kind of like requesting your FBI file, only to find out that you're too inconsequential to have one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2007 11:29 AM
Contra Marx: "Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals."
Posted by: phil at December 17, 2007 1:23 PM
I have to say: "My God these people are really out there, way out there." Secondly, let them leave, adios, do they really think the other countries they want to go to will put up with their crap as much as we have. Unbelievable!!!
Posted by: Richard Daugherty at December 17, 2007 2:10 PM
Ian, come on over. We'll welcome you with open arms.
Brooklyn, I'm with you...I thought the left didn't believe in the 2nd Amendment? But wait...as long as the guns are used against fellow Americans who are conservatives, then it's OK to violate that mandate of radical liberalism...now I understand.
Posted by: Pam at December 17, 2007 2:28 PM
Actually, the far left is very into guns. It's the "liberals" who aren't. (I know lots of both.) I know several semi-communists who are members of the NRA. The left that hates guns is older and richer than the Demi Underground readers and commentators.
Both groups are absolutely playing w/ the idea of leaving the USA. They'll never do it. They have it too good here.
Posted by: Park Slope Pubby at December 17, 2007 4:18 PM
