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December 13, 2007

New Life Church Versus Virginia Tech

Hog on Ice describes the difference between life and death in conservative versus liberal America:

SCENARIO ONE: ASSAULT ON A CHURCH FULL OF BACKWARD CONSERVATIVES
There is a church. Lots of people are inside. They believe Jesus is the living Son of God and part of the Holy Trinity. A person who can't be reasoned with shows up to kill as many as possible. He has already killed two people at another church. He kills two girls in the parking lot, but when he gets inside, a private citizen with a carry permit shoots him over and over, and he gives up and shoots himself.
"Vigilante" death tally: 2
SCENARIO TWO: ASSAULT ON A CHURCH FULL OF PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS
There is a church. Lots of people are inside. They believe Jesus is a dead and possibly fictional homosexual who was misguided but nearly as nice as Buddha. A person who can't be reasoned with shows up to kill as many as possible. He has already killed two smug androgynous salespeople at a nearby Apple Store. He kills two girls in the parking lot. When he gets inside, the congregation notices that he's shooting people, and they get angry at George Bush for whatever he and Halliburton did to turn this boy into a killer. A few quick-thinking souls rush forward to give him hugs, but he drops them in the aisles. There are no guns on the property except his, so he shoots until he runs out of bullets or the cops show up. Oops, the cops take ten minutes, or 600 seconds. By that time, he has fired several hundred rounds at a fairly relaxed pace, and nearly everyone in the place is dead or wounded. The cops arrive to find him dead.
Progressive death tally: dozens
Which church would you rather be in when the nut shows up?

Remember your answer next time you vote.

virginia_tech_costume.jpg   Of course, liberals can always use their stylish irony to defend themselves from bullets.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 13, 2007 7:58 AM

Comments

For Scenario Two: they forgot to make the killer a deranged Iraqi War Vet. Just sayin.'

Posted by: phil at December 13, 2007 9:14 AM

Oh and isn't THAT the truth!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at December 13, 2007 3:30 PM

How about a church full of ordinary Christians (rather than backward Conservatives) who don't set out to shoot people but who believe in their constitutional right to self-defense. But it's just not quite stylish enough I guess.

Posted by: Aurora at December 14, 2007 6:12 PM