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December 20, 2007
Moonbat Boat Runs on Human Flesh
On March 1, Pete Bethune will promote the use of biodiesel fuel by wasting 165,000 liters of it on a 24,000-mile journey in his boat Earthrace. Proclaims the New Zealander:
Politicians in Western Europe must be prepared to stand up to the oil industry and be more supportive of the biofuels industry to make sure the production of biofuels is sustainable.
Indicating just how seriously Bethune takes his enviromoonbattery, he and two other fanatics underwent liposuction, producing 2 1/2 gallons of human fat, enough to run the boat for 8 nautical miles. Only 23,992 miles to go!
The idea of using human bodies as fuel is a disturbing escalation of the mentality that already has governments mandating the use of human food for fuel. In light of strident calls from environmentalists for a radical reduction of the human population, it's downright terrifying.
On the positive side, it's encouraging to learn that even Teddy Kennedy's head could be an energy source.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 20, 2007 7:06 AM
Comments
so, we're NOT soylent green?
Posted by: nanc at December 20, 2007 7:20 AM
Around the World on 80 Huckabees.
Posted by: Beef at December 20, 2007 7:27 AM
I was waiting for the nutballs to use the "we are just trying to bring awareness to the threat of climate change" line. Like no one knows about it.
Posted by: William Teach at December 20, 2007 7:43 AM
Whats next? Requiring fat people to undergo liposuction to fuel their vehicles?
Posted by: Anonymous at December 20, 2007 7:48 AM
Aww. Nanc beat me to the Soylent Green analogy.
I'll answer Anonymous instead: No, what's next is opening farms to fatten people up so we have access to sufficient fuel reserves. It's a new cottage industry that's turning the term "fat farm" on its hefty ear...
Posted by: The Random Yak at December 20, 2007 11:37 AM
moonbats???? as of today 23% of this nation are still registered Republicans
sems to me your ther fucking moonbat
America rejects the right
America despises the right
Your the fucking moonbat, 80% of America can not wait to purge this country of you low life, Anti-American, profits-over-people degenerates
YOU ARE THE MOONBAT
Projection is the art conservatives scumbags have mastered
Posted by: LiberalPatriot at December 21, 2007 8:30 AM
