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December 8, 2007
Mistake-Free Helen Thomas Regards Bloggers as Dangerous
A proposed Huffington Post series entitled "My Favorite Mistake" got off to a slow start by beginning with the obnoxious left-wing Gorgon Helen Thomas, who declared:
I don't have any mistakes to tell you about.
This indicates that due to her remarkable consistency, Thomas has made only a single mistake: her entire existence.
Having quickly exhausted the topic of Thomas's errors, HuffPo's Seamy Kalia moved on to the new media. Unsurprisingly, the archetypical MSM dinosaur Thomas doesn't like it:
I do think it is kind of sad when everybody who owns a laptop thinks they're a journalist and doesn't understand the ethics. We do have to have some sense of what's right and wrong in this job. Of how far we can go. We don't make accusations without absolute proof. We're not prosecutors.
This from the screeching, malevolent hag who promised to commit suicide if Vice President Cheney ever runs for President. Here's an example of Thomas's vaunted journalism, which consists mainly of badgering the President and his representatives from her unwarranted front-row seat at press conferences:
I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet — your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth — what was your real reason? You have said it wasn't oil — quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was it?
Following this juvenile outburst, W put her in her place nicely.
Obviously Helen Thomas and her kind are not out there to report factual information, but to impose an ideology. Here's how her ideology addresses the problem, recently compounded by the phony NIE report, of Iran acquiring nuclear weapons:
Instead of autocratically cherry-picking which nations can join the nuclear club, why doesn't the United States propose global disarmament for a safer world?
Brilliant; terrorist regimes are sure to comply.
Now we hear that Thomas regards bloggers as "dangerous." Let's hope so — to the fatuous media establishment she personifies.
On tips from Cheetah and Byron.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 8, 2007 12:39 PM
Comments
Good grief! She thinks she's Mary Poppins (Practically Perfect In Every Way).
Posted by: pocomoco at December 8, 2007 4:02 PM
Now, now. You shouldn't insult pigs like that. Pigs have a higher purpose in life...Barbeque.
Posted by: joe-6-pack at December 8, 2007 6:38 PM
That is absolutely the single ugliest woman I have ever seen.
Posted by: Steven at December 8, 2007 7:34 PM
Pigs are much nicer looking.
What amazing arrogance she has.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 8, 2007 8:03 PM
I'd do her!
Posted by: S. Penn at December 8, 2007 8:27 PM
Don't tell anyone, but she is what Muslim suicide bombers get when they die, rather than the 72 virgins.
Or maybe we should spread the word, maybe it would dry-up Al Qaida recruitment efforts.
Posted by: joe-6-pack at December 8, 2007 10:19 PM
Not moonbattery, just thought you Yankees might like to raise a comradely cheer for our fine British armed forces as they storm Musa Qala-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/09/wafg809.xml
"If you think of it like a house, the house is surrounded, the Afghan army is waiting outside. We are in the process of kicking the door in, then the Afghan army is going through it," said British army spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Richard Eaton.
Best of British to the Afghan army as they go in to root out the Taliban.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 9, 2007 7:52 AM
Just to balance my previous post with some pure British moonbattery, you can't beat this--
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3022277.ece
Thousands and thousands of useless wind turbines to disfigure the entire coastline for no benefit whatsoever (other than pacifying Gaia). Marvellous.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 9, 2007 8:52 AM
Also, V the K, you forgot to put the URL in the <a> tag...
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 9, 2007 8:54 AM
Ugh! Ack! Gag!
Time to think about retirement, there, Helen. "Out to pasture" sounds just about right. Don't go away mad, Helen, just go the f**k AWAY!
Posted by: jc14 at December 9, 2007 10:51 AM
