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December 12, 2007
Global Warming Totalitarians Push Personal "Carbon Limit"
The totalitarian moonbattery known as environmentalism is really getting scary in the UK, where under cover of the global warming hoax, authoritarian bureauweenies now want to impose a "carbon limit" on each individual.
Subjects of the British bureaucracy would be required to carry a "carbon credit card," to be used when paying utility bills or buying gasoline. Joseph Stalin, who killed millions by withholding food from his own populace, would be delighted to hear that you'll need a valid carbon card to buy food.
When you've used up your carbon limit, you're out of luck. Escaping to a free country won't be easy, because the carbon card will also be required for travel. Think of it as envirokooks' version of the Mark of the Beast.
It's looking more and more like Britain would have held onto more of its liberty if it had allowed itself to be defeated from without by the Nazis, rather than from within by moonbats.
On a tip from xantl.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 12, 2007 9:04 AM
Comments
Instead of the carbon credit card, I favor...
1)a $10 to $25 surcharge on tickets for all movies theaters, broadway theater, concerts, sporting events etc. I'm sure the good liberals in Hollywood will support this.
2) a $500 surcharge on all TVs, computers and cell phones sold. These products epitomize the electricity consuming culture we live in. Also, I am certain the good liberals in Silicon Valley (and California's political leaders...Pelosi, Boxer, etc.) will support this as it is for the good of mankind and mother earth.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 12, 2007 10:33 AM
dear Uk, wake up. signed humanity.
Posted by: furballz at December 12, 2007 11:11 AM
A surcharge on cosmetics, including cosmetic surgery, might also be an idea Hollywood and Pelosi could get behind, no?
Does the carbon credit card cover exhaling and decomposition after death?
Posted by: Pam at December 12, 2007 11:30 AM
When the bastards that come up with these ridiculous stunts start offing themselves to show just how committed they are to their ideals then I'll start giving them any credence. The writers of Logan's Run novel may have been right that the 60s 'children' are sick in the head and that they would lead the world down the primrose path to destruction.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at December 12, 2007 12:34 PM
Um... If you go over your carbon limit, do they sew a large, red "C" on your dress? (Apologies to Hawthorne.)
Peet.
Posted by: Peet at December 12, 2007 4:33 PM
Of course, there will be 'Merit Points' for planet-supportive behaviour. Thus, every anti-capitalism rally attended will slash a few hundred carbons off your card, and organizing a film or concert about the dying earth will allow for a few dozen mansions or private jet flights.
Hey, you know what, it's already happening!
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 12, 2007 6:30 PM
