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December 21, 2007

Global Orgasm and Still More Naked Moonbats in the Snow

Nothing astonishes social pathologists like moonbats giving silent voice to their unfathomable foolishness by lying naked in the snow. We've seen them here and here. Here are some more, via Make Orgasm, Not Wargasm:


The picture above accompanies an invitation to participate in the Global Orgasm for Peace:

Orgasm and the sense of well-being it brings — how would the planet be if it felt that good? Couldn't that be one definition of Peace? Practice visualizing the planet experiencing the afterglow of a rousing orgasm and taking a break from daily despair.
What if a simultaneous universal orgasm was timed perfectly with the solstice and the funky energy surge it brings? Could that help move humankind off its sure path to self-destruction?

The universal orgasm is planned for tomorrow at 6:08 GMT. That's actually tonight in some time zones, so moonbats are encouraged to synchronize their watches. Be sure to have plenty of Cindy Sheehan and/or Dennis Kucinich pix on hand to get you in the mood if you're on your own.

And remember, the intention is peace. Think peace. Wish for peace. Come for peace.

On a tip from El Presidente.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 21, 2007 4:39 PM


Is it indelicate to ask what the sheepdogs are for?

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 21, 2007 4:56 PM

>>What if a simultaneous universal orgasm was timed perfectly with the solstice and the funky energy surge it brings? Could that help move humankind off its sure path to self-destruction?>>

But what if the energy released blasts the Earth out of orbit?

>>...— how would the planet be if it felt that good?>>

"FEELING GOOD about yourself", that is the basis for all Liberalism. It doesn't mean a thing if the problem is solved or not, as long as you "feel good" about yourself by being "socialy aware".

Posted by: KHarn at December 21, 2007 6:04 PM

Once again: too many people with far too much free time on their hands -- the result is liberalism. As KHarn notes: all that matters is that you "feel good" about what you're doing; doesn't matter if what you're doing is actually harmful, it's the feelings that count!

As Rush says: "Liberalism -- the gutless choice."

Posted by: jc14 at December 21, 2007 7:48 PM

May they all get pneumonia

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at December 21, 2007 10:18 PM

thank you, no.

i prefer to keep my special moments to myself...

Posted by: nanc at December 21, 2007 10:55 PM

The whole problem could be solved with a high capacity lawn sprinkler.

Posted by: Oftencold at December 22, 2007 12:16 AM

Aren't they worried that all that unnecessary heat and CO2 generation will contribute to global warming?

Posted by: Anonymous at December 22, 2007 2:16 AM

is it my imagination, or will they LOOK for ANY reason to just get nakie?

Posted by: nanc at December 22, 2007 6:30 AM

This is so ridiculous I hardly know where to begin. First, what is it with liberals and getting naked?! Second, why do they think that everyone on the planet climaxing at the same time would somehow bring about a new era for world peace? Third, the world leaders that cause so much of the problems, I'm sure they get plenty of sex and it doesn't stop them from being tyrants and evil dictators. Fourth, can they separate the planet's well being from the people in it? I can't imagine the earth we live on gives two hoots about who's having sex and when.

Things like this are whey people can't really take liberals seriously. Even democrats know that, they use them to get elected but don't really plan to actually fulfill any liberal promises like pulling out of Iraq, because they know it's just liberal foolishness.

Or is it me who's the fool for actually taking these kooks seriously enough to debate it rationally. Maybe the most normal person is the one who just chuckles and turns away, avoiding eye contact with them.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at December 22, 2007 1:20 PM

I'm reminded of that old Woody Allen movie, "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex." In the film a mad doctor creates a gigantic diaphragm, making safe sex possible for an entire city at once.

That makes about as much sense as naked moonbats cumming for peace. I'm sure the Islamic religious fanatics were touched and changed by this display.

Posted by: Stogie at December 23, 2007 5:17 PM