December 9, 2007
Enviromoonbattery to Disfigure Entire British Coastline
To meet bureaucratic mandates for non–efficiently produced energy, British taxpayers will be financing thousands of wind turbines that will clog up the coast, rising as high as 850 feet into the sky.
Since windless days would leave Britain with power shortages, fossil-fuel power stations will be kept in reserve. Apparently building efficient nuclear plants is out of the question.
The wind farms will be visible from almost every point on Britain's coast. Good thing the Kennedys don't have any seaside mansions over there.
On a tip from Ian from the EUSSR.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 9, 2007 6:27 PM
Time magazine squarely blames climate change for more dengue fever in Southeast Asia.
The warm and wet tropics have always been warm and wet and suitable for mosquitos. I we are to believe the hysterical moonbats, global warming is now tranforming the tropics into some new climate that is exactly the same, and just as good for mosquitos as ever.
And this is called climate CHANGE?
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at December 9, 2007 6:39 PM
You got that right, BUUUUURRRRNING.
Look, I'm all in favor of alternate energy sources, but NONE of them are THE solution; all they can do is SUPLIMENT proven mass-energy producers like atomic power plants. Leave the windmills, solar panels and solar water heaters (I see many of those on the houses down here) for small-scale private use. This will lighten the burden on the power grid and lower the users' power bills, making everybody happy.
Posted by: KHarn at December 9, 2007 6:55 PM
Posted by: Rob Banks at December 9, 2007 10:29 PM
The whole tropical diseases thing is a canard anyway. As Prof. Paul Reiter (world expert on tropical diseases) has pointed out, malaria was endemic across northern Europe not so long ago, from Britain to Siberia (where there was a great epidemic a century ago). Mosquitos don't need warmth.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at December 9, 2007 11:35 PM
Wait until all those windmills start chopping up the birds! Envirokooks will begin blowing up windmills to save birds. After all the windmills are "cuisinarts of the air"! It will be a "bloody mess", as the Brits would say.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 10, 2007 6:06 AM
Hopefully the planning stages will take so long that the global-warminazis here will have the time to say that their "measures" have "worked" and that we do not now need to spend the money on these turbinazi machines.
As the Sun is taking a sort of rest now and temperatures will shortly fall for a few decades (after which Al Gore will be thankfully well-dead) they will be able to take the credit early enough, God willing, for not doing this to us.
Otherwise, we will just have to swim out, and blow the f****rs up.
Posted by: David Davis at December 10, 2007 11:14 AM
How many seagulls will have to die until we destroy civilization and kill humans instead?
Posted by: Freedom Now at December 11, 2007 8:29 AM
Don't like the look of it? Stay at home admiring the view in New Jersey; suits me, especially now your preposterous currency's starting to approach it's true worth as cat litter. I for one welcome our new whirly-round-and-round overlords, and think they look very pretty, thank-you.
Posted by: Mad Cyril at December 11, 2007 3:51 PM
No wonder they say that you are mad.
The bottom line is that over the last four years the American economy has been outperforming every other economy in the world.
Posted by: Freedom Now at December 12, 2007 4:54 AM