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December 19, 2007
Bureaucrat Frets Over Traumatized Toilet Worms
In New Zealand, even worms have a right not to be oppressed:
Coll Bell, who built the "wormorator" as an alternative to septic tanks, was asked to get an expert's report on its mental impact on the tiger worms after an official became concerned during a site visit, the Sunday Star Times said.
"She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way," Bell told the newspaper. […]
In Bell's invention, a colony of worms filters solids from the toilet waste and the leftover water is filtered into underground trenches.
The Auckland Regional Council's concerns went down the pan after vermiculture consultant Patricia Naidu found the worms in excellent health and breeding happily.
Yes, but were the worms' feelings hurt?
On a tip from baldeagle390.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 19, 2007 12:49 PM
Comments
Give the worms $7.4 billion and correct this historical wrong, once and for all.
Posted by: mega at December 19, 2007 1:31 PM
You have got to be freaking kidding me! "She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated"? They're WORMS!!!
At some point, what we think of as obvious becomes something we have to restate and completely explain to the average moron. I cannot imagine that whatever bunch of nerves and blood vessels that passes for a brain in a worm is actually going to understand that humans have somehow done anything wrong to him.
She ought to spend her time on something more constructive, like finding out if bacteria are suffering under the Bush administration and if global warming is making them unhappy.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at December 19, 2007 1:33 PM
On top of everything else, worms love to eat shit...
Is human faeces somehow bad for them just because it came from humans? Replace it with cat crap and they'd be no less happy.
BECAUSE THEY'RE FREAKING WORMS.
Posted by: Archonix at December 19, 2007 1:50 PM
Isn't it necessary to have a psyche to be affected psychologically?
Posted by: steve at December 19, 2007 4:55 PM
This is too retarded to be a joke!
Every time we expect a Liberal to show a shred of common sense, they always disappoint us. This is why it's impossible to parody them.
Posted by: KHarn at December 19, 2007 5:25 PM
When this excuse for a lack of a synapse discovers that there could be bacteria or single cell organisms living on highway roads in warmer climates she may bust a vein in her neck. (I was gonna say "her head" but we all know the odds of that.)
Posted by: Corona at December 19, 2007 5:29 PM
HOLY SHIITE, CRAPPEMAN!
someone needs to take their head out of their arse...
Posted by: nanc at December 19, 2007 6:18 PM
Funny, these politicians worry about the feelings of everybody EXCEPT honest, law-abiding, hard-working taxpayers.
Posted by: 1389 at December 19, 2007 8:34 PM
If I saw this at somee other site I might have thought it was a reprint of something from the Onion.
Posted by: Arthur at December 20, 2007 2:55 AM
And in the UK, Moonbat court forces couple to take criminal into their home.
Posted by: V the K at December 20, 2007 5:16 AM
Guess who Time magazine voted Person of the Year?
If you guessed that the uber-liberal, utterly Moonbatty magazine chose AL GORE just to spite Bush again...
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/personoftheyear/
Well, you might be surprised at how they choose to do it this time around.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING at December 20, 2007 6:15 AM
Related lolz!
http://www.townhall.com/funnies/cartoonist/GaryVarvel/2007/12/1
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING at December 20, 2007 6:16 AM
Another really SHITTY article! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous at December 20, 2007 6:46 AM
So, the Hobbit will be directed by Peter Jackson... Nothing Moonbatty about that.
But seven paragraphs down, you discover why New Line Cinema finally decided to make up with him on the Christian-written Hobbit... Because of the underperformance of the atheist-hacked-out The Golden Compass!
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1696080,00.html
The most beutiful flowers can grow from the stinkiest piles of polar bear crap.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING at December 20, 2007 6:53 AM
I'll nominate this for the Academy Award for best documentary... And unlike Al Gore's liefest, this one is based on real life!
http://www.hillarythemovie.com/trailer.html
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING at December 20, 2007 7:13 AM
The worms' mental reaction to swimming in sewage? Imagine a horse rolling in clover. It is their natural food source.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at December 20, 2007 12:26 PM
What a liberal moonbat idiot i believe she and climate hysteria mogul Owl gore are cousins.
Posted by: Rick D. at December 21, 2007 4:21 PM
