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December 20, 2007
A Relocation Plan for Club Gitmo Vacationers
What to do with the deadly terrorists vacationing at Club Gitmo if irresponsible bureauweenies succeed in closing it down in a futile attempt to placate our enemies? Why not force law-abiding citizens to take the Islamic maniacs into their homes? Britain provides a precedent:
A convicted criminal has moved in with a married couple against their wishes after giving their address in court as his home.
Shane Sims, 19, has spent the last few days living with Brenda and Robert Cole after he was sentenced to a week's curfew for breaching a supervision order.
But the couple claim the first they knew about it was when Sims, a friend of their daughter, moved in on Thursday — followed by security contractors who put a box in a bedroom to monitor his movements with an ankle tag.
Complains Brenda Cole:
It's turned our lives upside down. He's taken over the whole place. He sprawls across the sofa and he's always in the bathroom when you need it. It's an absolute disgrace. They've let a criminal come into our home and there is nothing we can do about it. How can he get away with giving false details? Can crooks pick anywhere they like and just move in? Who needs to break into a house when the courts will do it all for you? When the men turned up and installed the tag box, I thought it was some kind of a joke. I told them there had been a mistake but they just said it wasn't their problem.
Their criminal houseguest responds:
I'm staying here until the tag's off. There's f**k all you can do about it. The courts have told me to.
With the lunatics now running the asylum, Gitmo's days are numbered — unless they convert it to a reeducation camp for global warming deniers.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 20, 2007 9:24 AM
Comments
Thankfully, the 3rd Amendment would stop that, as it protects private property (so to speak). Too bad the Supreme Court didn't cite this as reason to deny Kelo v. New London, giving us the wonderful 'Imminent Domain' ruling that hosed private property.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at December 20, 2007 10:36 AM
It's a lot like "quartering," to be sure.
Sounds as if there will soon be a bloody revolution in Great Britain, the streets running red, as the fed-up general populace pulls the Moonbats running that country from their posh residences and summarily executes them in the street, leaving the bodies there to rot. Every day is another unbelievable story from across the pond; that any liberal is still alive in that nation is astonishing to me, but soon they may indeed all be gone, if this keeps up.
Posted by: jc14 at December 20, 2007 9:30 PM
