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November 12, 2007
The Natural History of Excrement
At a hybrid science/art exhibit called the Genoa Festival of Science, moonbattery has been reduced to its purest essence. ScienceNOW Daily News reports that it features
a walking tour through the natural history of excrement featuring—you guessed it—a dizzying array of animal feces.
If only the folks at New York's Whitney Museum had thought of this. Then again, they probably have.
The report doesn't mention if the "natural history of excrement" covers the literary oeuvre of Norman Mailer.
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Who made it? My guess is: a moonbat attempting to express himself. |
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 12, 2007 5:01 PM
Comments
Who, other than some degenerate with a "thing" for intimate body functions, would be even remotely interested in this?
Posted by: Toa at November 12, 2007 7:07 PM
The perfect slogan for this disgusting exhibition (if you can call it that): "Moonbatty Liberalism On Display!"
Come one, come all. Admission is free (to all Liberals) . . .
Posted by: jc14 at November 12, 2007 8:47 PM
Welllll... poo is quite interesting. It's an essential part of the cycle of life. What's poo to us is food to microorganisms that return it to the biosphere to make more food.
The problem here is the dismal eco-message. The lesson we should take from poo is that carbon emissions are an essential part of life on earth. Food turns to poo, and while poo is part of the carbon cycle. Poo smells because it's being digested by poophages, which release methane, carbon gases, hydrogen sulphide, nitrogen oxides, all of which are essential parts of life's rich pooey tapestry.
Poo represents entropy. Without entropy, there would be no life. Looking at other planets, we can see what happens without life using energy to reverse entropy locally. Other planets are inert, in chemical equilibrium, without change. There is no poo on Mars, and Mars is just a dull ball of rock. James Lovelock is an hysterical moonbat, but he was right I think when he concluded decades ago that Mars is dead- precisely on the basis that it is in chemical equilibrium.
The Earth is awash in poo. Dung beetles clear the tonnes of poo from the savannah every day, releasing glorious smelly gases and returning nutrients to the ecosystem that become more plants, wildebeeste and lions. Poo is good.
It's a sign of the insanity in our society that poo emissions are now seen as a threat. Insteading of inhaling a deep breath of stinky poo gases and saying "Vive la poo!" as we contemplate the joyous recycling of carbon into the biosphere, we tremble in terror at them. We have become scared of life itself. This is the clearest indicator of insanity that there is.
I will have a poo later today, and celebrate that my "waste" is some other creature's dinner. If only the greenies could understand the basic science, they too would become sewage fans.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at November 13, 2007 6:49 AM
Actually most of the "Modern Art" nowadays is excrement(including a lot of Modern Classical music).
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at November 13, 2007 3:43 PM
