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November 15, 2007
Santa Warned That Saying "Ho Ho Ho" Is Offensive
As political correctness becomes ever more restrictive and deranged, it's getting harder to tell real news from hoaxes. See if you can believe this:
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
On a tip from Bill.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 15, 2007 10:53 AM
Comments
Cripes, it never ends!
Posted by: Pam at November 15, 2007 11:44 AM
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Sincerely, Don Imus
Posted by: Anonymous at November 15, 2007 12:37 PM
Strangely, I find "ha ha ha" kind of offensive. It's not the same kind of laugh as "ho ho ho", it's an abrasive laugh which is more "laughing at" than "laughing with", whereas "ho ho ho" says, "I'm a jolly rotund old chap full of cheer".
If I were lettering a comic with Santa in, I certainly wouldn't have him say "ha ha ha", it'd be like he was laughing at the kid, rather than expressing generalised joy, if you see what I mean.
Also, "reindeer" sounds like "dear", which is a patronising method of address of women by the patriarchy used to suppress their empowered womanness, so that will need to be banned too.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at November 15, 2007 12:44 PM
In Britannistan SST, a school is banning Christmas cards for "moral and environmental" reasons.
Posted by: V the K at November 15, 2007 1:11 PM
those you really have to watch are the thin, scraggly ones with the waft of beer breath who say, "hehehe..."
but, never lead your "ho-ho-ho" up with a "knappyheaded"...no. no. no.
Posted by: nanc at November 15, 2007 2:03 PM
What happened to that hos' hips?
Posted by: Corona at November 15, 2007 6:02 PM
Would they prefer Santa say, "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch"?
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at November 15, 2007 9:58 PM
OK, this girl is not sexy!!!!! That pic you had posted of El Rushbo is WAY MORE BETTA!!!
Posted by: Leanne at November 15, 2007 11:15 PM
Of course she's not sexy, she'a a HO!
Posted by: Marko at November 16, 2007 4:22 AM
At least she's thin, so kids will not be looking to pack on the pounds like that Jolly Ol'e Elf!
However, "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" will take on a whole new meaning!!!
Posted by: Bill at November 16, 2007 6:53 AM
When I read this , I got a mental picture of a Santa Clus laughing like Frank Gorshin in the old Batman television series. Much more disturbing than "Ho Ho Ho"
Posted by: James F McEnanly at November 16, 2007 7:27 AM
Boy howdy, this poli. corr. is getting as deep as a room full of chopped okra!
Next, American moonbats will tell Santa to laugh: Hil, Hil, Hil.
Posted by: mockin'bird at November 16, 2007 10:51 AM
