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November 10, 2007
No Helicopter to Work at NBC for Rosie
Despite its desperation, MSNBC was not able to sign up utterly unhinged ultra-leftist Rosie O'Donnell to do a prime time news show. One reason Rosie and MSNBC weren't able to come to terms could have been her demand for daily helicopter rides to work — an odd requirement for someone who has been preaching about the validity of the global warming hoax.
You would think with all its $zillions, NBC-Universal could come up with a transport helicopter large enough to haul Rosie around. Maybe they've all been pressed into service in Iraq, thus depriving us of a chance to hear Rosie's 9/11 conspiracy theories as nightly news. If so, this would serve as yet another poignant reminder of the human cost of the war.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 10, 2007 8:31 AM
Comments
Rosie is having a bad week. Slick Willie Clinton made her cry. He told her not under the desk, not with a cigar, not anything, anywhere, anytime. Now that's cold.
Posted by: Scrapiron at November 10, 2007 4:57 PM
Kind of a slow night here at moonbattery, so here is a picture of Randi Rodent to keep everyone's spirits up!
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6019/randirq4.gif
Posted by: Anonymous at November 10, 2007 9:37 PM
Riding in a helicopter gives her sense of importance when she is feeling so impotent.
How DARE MSNBC not give in to her feelings!
Isn't that what this is all about?
Posted by: Cricket at November 10, 2007 11:09 PM
Why the helicopter when she can simply roll to work?
Posted by: Corona at November 11, 2007 7:02 AM
Moonbats use children as human shields in Olympia to prevent loading of equipment for troops in Iraq.
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2007 8:28 AM
Drop her in a volcano. That should stop some global warming.
Posted by: Mockinbird at November 12, 2007 10:22 AM
