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November 15, 2007
Moonbat Community Calendar
Moonbats who have a hard time organizing their time effectively are advised to make use of the Olympia Peace & Justice Community Calendar. Featured activities include:
11:00a - 7:00p MacBeth party: dress as a soldier and pretend you have horrible stories to tell of US excesses in Iraq. First to get their story printed in the media wins a figurine from Hummel!
1:00p - 1:15p Protest to demand firing of reporter at local paper who refuses to agree with us about Bush's illegal restriction of our freedoms and rights.
1:15p - 5:00p Celebrate firing of reporter at local paper who refused to agree with us about Bush's illegal restriction of our freedoms and rights.
7:00p - 10:00p Making a Difference: Attend Redacted debut dressed as Dr. Frank-n-Furter. There goes my allowance.
11:00a - 9:00p Get up, get Stoned. Yell "Bush sucks" for the rest of the day
12:15p - 12:30p Peter pulling contest at Saint Taffys, CA$H prizes. Double your prize for yelling "Bush sucks" while pulling peter.
6:00p - 8:00p Meet at Starbucks to discuss evils of Corporate America's control of the means of distribution, celebrate Rainbow Goldfarb's latest abortion.
4:00a - 5:30p Upside-down naked unicycle race down Main Street.
[Thanksgiving] Release frozen turkeys back into the wild. Eat curried Tofu to show solidarity with the Indians Columbus fucked over.
A moonbat's day is always full.
Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 15, 2007 11:46 AM
Comments
You left out:Climb a tree in Berkeley!
Posted by: mockin'bird at November 16, 2007 10:45 AM
