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November 13, 2007
Man Marries Dog
What's next after gay marriage? This offers a clue — Selva Kumar, 33, of Sivaganga, India, has married a dog:
In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family.
Kumar, sitting beside his bride, recited his marriage vows, declaring, "I will take care of it until its death." Then, the "couple" was declared married. […]
No word on where the couple would honeymoon or reside, or whether they had registered for gifts.
Unfortunately the marriage was not the result of true love. Kumar got hitched to the mutt on the advice of an astrologer, who claimed it would lift a "dog curse." Sharon Tendler's marriage to a dolphin was much more romantic.
On a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 13, 2007 9:10 PM
Comments
I saw your headline and thought "Well, Good for Joy Behar." Alas, it turned out to be something different.
Posted by: V the K at November 14, 2007 5:29 AM
I imagine most of you are already married to bitches anyway....that is if ANYTHING would marry you....
Posted by: Anonymous at November 14, 2007 6:11 AM
well, there was the woman who married the dolphin...here awhile back...
Posted by: nanc at November 14, 2007 6:41 AM
I understand the bitch ran off after the ceremony, but she was recaptured, staying for the time being after getting a bribe of milk and a bun. Sounds like Bill and Hildebeast's nuptials.
Idolatry is to be respected doncha know! So much for "enlightenment" from the idiotic Hindi religion. Let's find this dude in a year and see if he's "cured".
Posted by: fellowes at November 14, 2007 10:34 PM
