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November 8, 2007
Madwoman Shirley MacLaine Fears Manmen Like Bush
On NBC's Today show yesterday, Matt Lauer asked his fellow moonbat Shirley MacLaine if there's anything she fears in life. Ever the entertainer, MacLaine came up with a side-splitter of a Bush-bashing answer:
Madmen who say they're at the head of democracies scare me.
A little background for those who aren't rolling on the floor:
Shirley MacLaine asserts that on a pilgrimage in Spain, "I encountered myself in a former life" as a Moorish girl attending to the sick. Other encounters have been with UFOs, which come and visit her on her front porch (her close friend Dennis Kucinich saw one of them too). She also reportedly believes that she was once a prostitute and a man, presumably in past lives, and that her daughter used to be her mother.
Another highlight of MacLaine's career was her alleged affair with late Swedish Prime Minister Olaf Palme, who used to be Charlemagne, according to MacLaine. It wasn't the first time Shirley had hooked up with Charlemagne; she also did it as the Moorish girl, back in the day.
MacLaine says she is "androgenous," and that she has witnessed androgenous people giving birth to androgenous children.
In short, Shirley MacLaine is completely insane. Fortunately she isn't at the head of a democracy, though her friend Dennis wants to be.
On a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 8, 2007 9:11 AM
Comments
Moonbat Shirley MacLaine marvels at the size of the probe extracted from her anus.
Posted by: V the K at November 8, 2007 10:09 AM
Why do Shirleys hands resemble fried chicken feet?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 8, 2007 10:31 AM
MacLaine has long been in need of institutionalization.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 8, 2007 10:57 AM
Another celebrity moonbat: Bill Maher: I want to crush Republicans into a fine powder and snort them. I believe he has a lot of experience with snorting powder.
Posted by: V the K at November 8, 2007 11:16 AM
Posted by: V the K at November 8, 2007 12:48 PM
Sorry for the threadjack, but the moonbattery is thick today. (I'm not even linking half the stuff I'm finding.) Legos: Official Toy of Moonbats. The Lego Corp won't donate Legos to help soldiers in rehabilitative therapy, but they will give a $5,000 prize to the daughter of a former terrorist for making a Bush-bashing video.
Posted by: V the K at November 8, 2007 1:19 PM
Shirley Temple is a certified Hollywood Moonbat.
Posted by: mockinbird at November 8, 2007 2:53 PM
Maybe she was talking about Putin or Chavez, then again maybe pigs were flying out of her a$$ when she said it.
Posted by: WZ at November 8, 2007 9:54 PM
Nosferatu had less scary hands.
Perhaps she was an ostrich in
a former life. Would go right along
with her leftard philosophy of burying
one's head in the sand...
Posted by: fellowes at November 9, 2007 10:55 PM
