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November 12, 2007
Islamobiles
CNS News reports on the upcoming "Islamic car":
Coming soon? A car designed for Muslims, complete with a compass to indicate the direction of Mecca for prayers and a compartment to house the Koran and prayer scarves.
Proposed by Iran, the plan is under consideration by Malaysia's national auto maker Proton, the company's managing director said at the weekend in Tehran, where he is taking part in a business mission.
Reader Matt proposes more features:
Other features would include a roomy trunk where you can store your wives while running errands, radar detectors that spot Jews and Infidels, engines that shut off automatically five times a day for prayer purposes and most importantly a chassis packed with lots of high explosives and a dash-mounted detonator button for when your sleeper cell gets the word that it's "Jihad" time for the glory of God. Allahu Akhbar, baby!
Moonbats have their own special cars, why shouldn't their Muslim allies?
Posted by Van Helsing at November 12, 2007 2:24 PM
Comments
If I may add...
The floor peddles will be enclosed in a footbath.
For the female muslim (where female muslims are actually allowed to drive) the car will come with interior drapes (veils) that may be closed so that Allah isn't exposed to their ugliness.
Posted by: Jimbo at November 12, 2007 3:25 PM
I wonder if it will come with a compartment for explosives standard or will that be extra. Also, is there someone like Iran going to guarantee the loan when the owner blows it up in a crowd of infidels?
Just wondering.
VW
Posted by: Violence Worker at November 12, 2007 3:38 PM
I want one that runs on pork.
Posted by: Corona at November 12, 2007 3:43 PM
How about mounting some Bic razors on the dash
so the women can remove all that excess hair while
traveling to mecca. Chimpanzee minkys cant hold a candle to these gals.
Posted by: Hemlock at November 12, 2007 3:50 PM
Seriously, I WILL buy one if it comes with a large picture of Rageboy on each door! What does the horn sound like?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 12, 2007 4:52 PM
If the cars are going to be produced by Proton (Malaysia's national car maker), that means the Mec-cars will be built using taxpayer money - and nonMuslim Malaysians pay more in direct and indirect dhimmitude taxes!
DO NOT WANT!
Posted by: Scott at November 12, 2007 6:18 PM
Does it prevent women from driving - especially from parallel parking?
Posted by: Bandit at November 13, 2007 11:00 AM
