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November 1, 2007
Huckleberry Finn, Dog the Bounty Hunter Arrested by Thought Police
As anyone subjected to the noise pollution known as rap can attest, the culture of trendy blacks calls for the incessant use of the word "nigger," as well as equivalent slurs directed at whites. While this is acceptable, for a white person to utter or even depict someone else uttering the "N-word" is regarded as the ultimate blasphemy in the church of moonbattery. No one and nothing is safe from the Inquisition, having committed the sin of using this word while Caucasian, from the heights of our culture to down near the bottom.
At the heights we find Mark Twain, whose classic Huckleberry Finn is in trouble again. The literary masterpiece was being discussed in a classroom in North Richland Hills, Texas, when the lone black student in the class — ominously named Ibrahim Mohamed — decided he doesn't like Twain's vocabulary. As a result, the Coalition to Stop the N-Word has been formed to ban this precious treasure of American culture.
Moving down a few notches, Dog the Bounty Hunter has been caught by the National Enquirer using the forbidden word in a less enlightened context in a private telephone conversation. Dog (aka Duane Chapman) has issued the inevitable sniveling apologies and is undergoing indoctrination treatment with a black spiritual adviser. He may as well try to salvage some dignity, because you can stick a fork in his television career; it's done.
If only we could say the same for the careers of the countless Cro-Magnon rap stars who have made $millions by chanting the word over and over, mixed in with various other demeaning obscenities and calls for senseless violence.
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Let's hope Melville, Poe, Hemingway, et al. never used the N-word, or their works will be joining Mark Twain's on the pyre. |
On tips from Varla, Wiggins, and Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 1, 2007 8:36 PM
Comments
They squeal when the "N" word is used, but think nothing of using God and Jesus as four-letter words. Yet the worst part here is, Dog the Bounty Hunter is apologizing!
Posted by: Dwaine at November 1, 2007 8:47 PM
Your comment tells me you know nothing of people but the ones that are similar to you. "They" as you put it does not universally accept the use of the "N" word. Just because it is disgustingly used in mainstream media sometimes (which is appalling), does not mean that the majority of the black race is accepting of it by any means. I can go on forever about other demeaning terms, that are used frequently by and against other groups,"white trash", "kikes", "spics", "dumb polacks", "fags". It is all simple minded and just plain ignorant! Pointing fingers is proving absolutely nothing, any people that use derogatory terms such as those mentioned above need to increase their intelligence, stop the hatred and grow the fuck up!! No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of idiots in this country. As for "Dog" he shouldn't apologize for anything, for what? That is his true character, and the world now knows it too. Good riddance to the fake "repenter".
Posted by: Gene at November 2, 2007 3:51 AM
Where are our priorities? Dog Chapman is a convicted murderer and has 18 counts of armed robbery on his rap sheet. But hey, give him his own show, he has reformed. But dare he say the "n" word.... hang him!
I'm glad I'm over 50.
Posted by: JamesB at November 2, 2007 5:18 AM
Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never harm me"? Words don't hurt. If someone is ignorant enough to use them why should society get its shorts in such a knot? Its a waste of words and energy and only causes harm because the target allows themselves to be taken in by it and wants to be a victim. Grow up. Man up.
Posted by: bobf at November 2, 2007 5:28 AM
Chapman was the shooter, but he was an accessory and according to Texas law he was just as guilty as the shooter.
According to his recent Glenn Beck interview the victim (before he died) to the cops who did it.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0707/05/gb.01.html
As for the use of the word nigger - too bad they dont get all worked up over black rap stars and comedians using it 100 times a day.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 2, 2007 6:18 AM
Why get worked up over "nigger"? We hear "honky", "cracker", "hymie", and all the rest...ironically, from the very people who make a big pretense of blowing up at "nigger".
These people want to make the Black underclass the Master Race, yet they despise the Booker T. Washingtons, George W. Carvers, Tom Sowells, Star Parkers, Clarence Thomas' and the myriad other Black Americans who have made a place in life without dependence on White "Liberal Intellectuals".
Posted by: Toa at November 3, 2007 5:10 PM
That is messed up how Dog was going off like that with the n word. I put up a video showing how I feel about the whole thing. It has some extra footage of this bull…._and the story of how he became a bounty hunter. The video is called “ Dog Duane Chapman Bounty Hunter "N" Word - Talking With Dave #4”. It’s at
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4oC8OgFkd38
My videos are kind of…. Different.
Posted by: david spates at November 3, 2007 11:33 PM
It is such a shame that they're thinking of banning "Huckleberry Finn" for that reason, it's a wonderful book which mainly points out how evil racism and slavery are. As I recall, most of the characters in that book who use the "N" word fall into one of three categories:
1. Characters who are themselves black (I'm pretty sure the slave Jim uses that word at least once in the book).
2. Characters who are shown to be racists and generally bad people (i.e. the King and the Duke).
3. Young children who are clearly not really aware of how damaging that word is, and just use it because everybody else around them seems to be using it (i.e. Huck himself).
Mark Twain was kind of like the Trey Parker and Matt Stone of his time, minus the toilet humor. He used satire and clear skewering to get a message out to people who needed to hear it, and he didn't care if a few people got pissed off at him as a result of his writings. Both "South Park" and "Huckleberry Finn" use the viewpoint of a child to really show off the various hypocrisies of the adult world (i.e. in "Finn," we see adults who claim to be civilized and moral pillars of their communities, yet who support a system as barbaric and deeply evil as slavery). Such a deep and wonderful treasure of American literature should be preserevd and remembered, not banned.
Posted by: Adam at November 4, 2007 11:40 AM
Now remember Adam, these are the same people who banned Lord of the Rings from school libraries
(no joke >.>)
Posted by: Kreed at November 4, 2007 3:21 PM
