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November 13, 2007
Berkeley Moonbat Falls Out of Tree
There is one less moonbat infesting the trees near Memorial Stadium in Berkeley.
As readers will recall, moonbats have been dwelling in the trees since last year, on the pretext that they don't want any of them removed for a new athletic facility on the edge of the UC campus. Though the moonbats have caused significant damage to the trees, a local judge at first allowed them to continue to live in them, but has since ruled that they have to come down.
Now tree-dweller Nate Hill has fallen 30 or 40 (depending on the source) feet out of one of the trees, breaking an arm and a leg.
Apparently Hill was trying to get down to see his father, who had come from the East Coast to visit him, when he relied on a traverse line to which he was not attached and plummeted to the ground. The society Hill and friends so theatrically reject quickly came to the rescue, ferrying him off to the hospital for medical care no doubt paid for by someone other than himself.
The guy is 24 years old, but being a moonbat, shows no sign of maturing beyond the terrible twos. Rather than accept any responsibility even for being a klutz, Hill insists his mishap was somehow the fault of the university for putting up a fence around the trees. Presumably the fence is to prevent normal people from wandering into the realm of moonbats, where sewage sloshing out of buckets or even the propane tanks the hippies use for cooking might fall on their heads.
Earlier this year, a female moonbat fell out of one of the trees and broke her wrists. But many are still up there, reminding us all what chainsaws are for.
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Nate Hill, tree-dwelling moonbat. |
On a tip from Mike.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 13, 2007 12:15 PM
Comments
bet his daddy was real proud.
Posted by: billfry at November 13, 2007 12:27 PM
Looks like a reject from an off off off off off off Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 13, 2007 12:45 PM
Damn it! Another Darwin near-miss.
Posted by: Steve from PA at November 13, 2007 12:46 PM
If he had died, that would have been a painful tragedy.
I would have hurt my sides from laughing so hard.
Posted by: V the K at November 13, 2007 1:05 PM
Heard just before the incident:
"Son, come on down so we can talk!"
"OK dad, I'll be right down!" AAAHHH!" (thud!)
Posted by: KHarn at November 13, 2007 2:29 PM
Sean Penn has announced plans to make a movie about Nate Hill. It will culminate with Nate's history making plunge, in christ like pose, allegorically telling us that he fell out of his tree for our sins.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at November 13, 2007 2:39 PM
The reason the fence is there, obviously, is to keep normal human beings from being crushed to death by falling Moonbats.
I take it that Nate, at age 24, is still in school? Nothing like getting a "higher ed-jee-ka-shun" on the taxpayer teat til, oh, I don't know, age 35? Why acknowledge the real world when you can stay safely within the fantasy realm of the university womb?
Posted by: jc14 at November 13, 2007 6:28 PM
Did the airhead bounce and if so, how high.
Posted by: Scrapiron at November 13, 2007 6:48 PM
ahhhhh, moonbats - where the family trees have no limbs!
Posted by: nanc at November 13, 2007 8:48 PM
Not to be outdone by the SF Board of Supe's. Illegal ID cards: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/11/13/BAB9TBP5H.DTL
Can't believe one of them actually questioned the cost.
Posted by: mike at November 13, 2007 9:21 PM
If a Moonbat falls out of a tree and theres no one else around does it make a sound?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 14, 2007 6:52 AM
Well, what do you expect? You need one hand to hold the bong and one hand to hold the lighter. And when you lean back after taking that first hit, it can be easy to forget that you weren't holding on to a limb.
Looking up from the ground, his first thought was "Man, that stuff kicked my ass right out of the tree!"
Posted by: joe-6-pack at November 14, 2007 10:58 AM
Anonymous akes: If a Moonbat falls out of a tree and theres no one else around does it make a sound?
Anonymous, I don't think so, since moonbats are mush-heads. Mush sort of slops when it falls; not really any kind of discernible sound.
Posted by: hardball at November 14, 2007 7:01 PM
Damn Republican tree! It's Bush's fault.
Posted by: mockinbird at November 15, 2007 10:44 AM
WHATS YOUR PROBLEM HE LIKES TREES!
Posted by: his cousin at November 16, 2007 1:00 PM
