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November 27, 2007

Atheist Sunday School

Posted by Dave Blount at November 27, 2007 9:00 AM

The universities and hospitals bequeathed to us by Christians aren't enough for secular progressives — now they're even taking over Sunday school.

The Humanist Community Center in Palo Alto, California, offers atheist Sunday school, so that the offspring of local moonbats can learn liberal "values" — presumably including the sanctity of abortion, the nobility of homosexuality, and the iniquity of Christians, Caucasians, and America.

Similar programs are planned for Phoenix, Albuquerque, and Portland, Oregon. Atheists even have special sleepaway camps, where they probably don't have to worry about discrimination against homosexual councilors taking their little boys out into the woods.

One proud parent realized her child needed atheist summer camp after a neighbor showed the tike a Bible:

Damian was quite certain this guy was right and was telling him this amazing truth that I had never shared.

Not to worry: with the proper instruction, Damian will grow up understanding that human life is a random accident with no moral significance, and the universe is a vacuum devoid of meaning that created itself for no particular reason.

On a tip from Scott.