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October 20, 2007

Red State Update Offers Social Tips to Democrats

In light of Democrat Congressman Bennie Thompson advising staffers to get immunized against a wide range of diseases before attending a NASCAR event on a fact-finding mission, Red State Update offers further advice to liberal elitists in our government brave enough to venture into places where normal Americans congregate:

On a tip from Byron.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 20, 2007 1:26 PM


Feminists are at it again ...

AP, would like to let you know that US schools are "plagued with sexual misconduct" and the perpetrators "in nearly nine out of 10 cases, they're male".

The AP failed to mention the epidemic of female teachers molesting students:

Men left the teaching profession long ago. Now it's filled with angry feminists because it's the only thing they can do with their useless women's studies degree.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 20, 2007 3:45 PM

"...someplace they ain't ever church..."

Too funny!

Posted by: Jim Bowie at The Alamo at October 20, 2007 4:01 PM

A lot of republican office seeker will visit NASCAR tracks next year and 'let it out' that they didn't feel the need to get a series of shots to avoid catching untreatable diseases (STD) from the dirty NASCAR fans.

Posted by: Scrapiron at October 20, 2007 4:12 PM

Evidently the democrats in the school systems have sexually assulted all of the teens so they are now providing Birth Control Pills to eleven, yep, 11 year old girls.

Posted by: Scrapiron at October 20, 2007 4:17 PM

Nearly died of laughter...oh so well done. ;-)
Perhaps will forward to some deserving libtards
I know. Hmm.

Posted by: fellowes at October 20, 2007 5:05 PM

these two guys are national treasures!

all their vids are highlarious!

Posted by: nanc at October 20, 2007 5:22 PM

hey van - congrats on your honor at freedomnow's!

Posted by: nanc at October 20, 2007 5:25 PM

A film perhaps to check out:
The trailer looks very interesting.

Posted by: fellowes at October 20, 2007 9:39 PM

"Tubular Bells composer Mike Oldfield has quit Britain because the smoking ban and health-and-safety culture have made life "intolerable"."
He said Britain had become too strict, with its "ludicrous" emphasis on health-and-safety rules and the increased use of CCTV and speed cameras.


Posted by: xantl at October 21, 2007 12:15 AM

Stoopid LIbruls don' now tHat yoo kiN onlee ketch Cunfedrat cOotees frum grits!

Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2007 6:18 AM

watch it about the grits there, anon...

Posted by: nanc at October 21, 2007 6:36 AM

That was me, nanc. I was laughing so hard about my joke that I forgot to sign in.

Posted by: KHarn at October 21, 2007 7:55 AM


but, i'm serious about the grits!

Posted by: nanc at October 21, 2007 8:52 AM


Posted by: Byron at October 21, 2007 12:02 PM

And if they said the same thing about attending a Hip Hop Rap music event in the Ghetto, Al Sharptongue and Jesse Jerkson would be all over the news protesting.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2007 6:41 PM

Y'all best gets yer shots iffin Typhoid Mary done makes yer grits!

Posted by: Freedom Now at October 22, 2007 12:44 AM