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October 16, 2007
Randi Rodent Mugged, Moonbats See Conspiracy
Like thousands of people who venture out onto the streets of New York City, shrill Err America Harpy Randi Rhodes has been mugged. However, if certain tinfoil-hat–wearing moonbats are to be believed, this wasn't just any mugging, but an act of aggression by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
According to the libs at Talking Radio:
Apparently, some right-wing critics of lib talk aren't happy that conservative talk only accounts for 90% of the programming on talk radio. These whack jobs appear determined to whatever it takes to silence the opposing point of view.
Although the network's official blogger has posted a message that "The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded," Rodent's fellow Air Un-American klaxon Jon Elliot reportedly wails:
Is this an attempt by the right wing hate machine to silence one of our own. Are we threatening them. Are they afraid that we're winning. Are they trying to silence intimidate [sic] us.
Significantly, Karl Rove's whereabouts at the time of Rodent's mugging have not been ascertained.
On a tip from Charles.
Update:
Now we learn that Rodent wasn't even mugged. Apparently she just fell down, without any help from Karl Rove or his minions. Unless of course the VRWC has managed to infiltrate the liberal New York Daily News.
On tips from jon and Refuter Of Liberal Vermin.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 16, 2007 10:30 AM
Comments
It seems this entire mugging story was a hoax, since Randi Rhodes' attorney and even Airhead America themselves now admit she was never physically attacked, but instead fell down at her home. Despite that, the Idiotic moonbats will still blame it all on a right-wing conspiracy.
Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at October 16, 2007 10:41 AM
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Posted by: jon at October 16, 2007 10:45 AM
UPDATE!!!! this mugging never happened
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/16/2007-10-16_air_america_host_randi_rhodes_wasnt_mugg.html
^----important update.
Posted by: furballz at October 16, 2007 11:06 AM
From what I've heard about Air America's inability to pay salaries, Rhandi Rhodes wouldn't make a very good target anyway.
Besides, it's so much easier and amusing to beat them in what Rush calls the Arena of Ideas.
Posted by: Harris at October 16, 2007 11:20 AM
Rhodes is a victim of the vast leftwing conspiracy of idiocy in which moonbats challenge each other to say stupider things than their comrades.
They are definitely winning that battle against themselves.
Posted by: Freedom Now at October 16, 2007 11:38 AM
how come y'all didn't notify me?
here i am, left out in the cold - again!
Posted by: nanc at October 16, 2007 11:51 AM
Randi Rhodes is a woman? I thought he was the guitarist for Ozzy back in the 1980s!
Posted by: phil at October 16, 2007 11:58 AM
The disappointment of the lunatics that she wasn't beaten is palpable.
Posted by: Bandit at October 16, 2007 12:25 PM
I hadn't realized that Randi Rhodes bears a striking resemblance to Barbra Streisand.
I don't mean to be cruel, but it's true.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 16, 2007 12:36 PM
Maybe Darth Rove tampered with one or all of her bottles of schnapps!
Posted by: Ed Flinn at October 16, 2007 5:11 PM
Gotta love their ad: "The Only Radio LEFT," since that's both literally and figuratively true (and Air-Head America wouldn't even be "left," i.e., still around, were it not for Soros money, embezzlement from a New York Boys & Girls Club, other nefarious schemes, etc.).
Anon.: Hadn't seen a photo of Randi before (never had any reason even to think about her -- what a terrible waste of precious time that would be), but damned if she doesn't look almost exactly like a younger version of who must be her idol, the grammatically-challenged, once-talented (but no longer) Maximum Moonbat, Babs Streisand.
Posted by: jc14 at October 16, 2007 6:45 PM
Here we have yet another shining example of the mental disorder commonly known as B.D.S. or Bush Derangement Syndrome.
These people awaken each morning wondering what misfortune Bush will visit upon them. Doesn't have to be major. A quart of milk that has spoiled in their refridgerator, a flat tire, or a zit on their nose.....anything will do. No matter what the misfortune, they assure themselves that it's a result of some sort of right wing cabal led by Bush and Cheney.
People devoid of any form of mental illness, or the delusional side effects of some drugs don't reason this way. So, form your own conclusions.
With regards to Randi looking like Barbara (use a clothesline) Streisand, that doesn't bode well for the future. Randi's not a bad looking gal......but if she ages like Barbara--- ouch! Is it me, or is Streisand gradually morphing into Godzilla with each passing year?
Posted by: Jack Bauer at October 17, 2007 5:20 AM
Whats the frequency Randi ???
Posted by: Anonymous at October 17, 2007 7:44 AM
She was mugged by "14 bloody Mary's
Posted by: Mike at October 17, 2007 8:42 AM
GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN! Sorry, couldn't resist...
Posted by: phil at October 17, 2007 11:38 AM
