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October 26, 2007

Randi Rhodes Blames Blackwater for California Wildfires

It's nice to see that unhinged Air America klaxon Randi Rodent is feeling better after her little incident last week.

As you'll recall, she fell down in the street, reportedly losing a few teeth. Her colleague Jon Elliot initially announced that she had been assaulted by "the right wing hate machine"; later we learned that no conservatives were involved, but that 14 Bloody Marys might have been.

The resilient Rodent already has her mouth back in high gear. Unfortunately her mind remains in neutral, the conk on the head not having done her any good. Off she goes, explaining why Blackwater may be behind the California wildfires (via NewsBusters; audio available here):

I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.
You just know wherever there is fire, this administration will be out there doing what it does best and that is fanning the flames, you know. It just spooks me, I can't explain to you how creepy this whole thing is that you know, you've got these fires. Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you've got a community that's on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don't do that.
I mean, I don't even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn't want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzenegger's administration.

So not only the Bushitler Regime, but even the liberal administration of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was in cahoots with Blackwater to burn down California! Why isn't this on the front page of the papers? Could it be that even the Press has succumbed to what Shrillary boldly revealed as the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

Apparently Bloody Marys are still getting the better of Ms. Rodent. As for her fans, their tinfoil hats must be on too tight — because they're willing to follow her over the cliff. Comments from the Randi Rhodes Show Message Board:

Blackwater USA, the private right-wing mercenary army that has spiraled out of control in Iraq, is trying to set up a para-military base right here in California, populated by 360 staff and "students."
[The fires started] either at or NEAR the facility Blackwater is trying to set up their training facility…
I thought blackwater was involved in this. I called it a couple of days ago.
Murderous land grab?
wow… this is getting weirder and weirder.It's like someone has waged war on us.
There have been petitions circulating about this for weeks — we don't want Blackwater here! I have to admit, when I heard about the fire starting in Potrero I thought, "Hmm. How convenient."
Last night Mike Malloy mentioned that he has a suspicion that these fires were set and he said that sounds conspiratorial but after all the years under bushco, truth is scarce and at a premium these days. Mike Malloy also said the wildfires can be used as a great distraction...but this story puts a whole new twist on it. IMO conspiratorial as it sounds the more I hear about this new merc base that BW wants to build in Cali the less conspiratorial it sounds.

Et cetera. You can see why it's going to be difficult to explain to these people why it's not a good idea to vote for Shrillary. By definition, moonbats are unreachably insane.

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There just might be more than ice coffee in that cup.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 26, 2007 12:51 PM

Comments

wow… this is getting weirder and weirder.It's like someone has waged war on us.

Someone has waged war, they're call Muslum fanatics. But even they can't be blamed for the fires.

Posted by: WZ at October 26, 2007 3:22 PM

You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn't want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzenegger's administration.

Classic leftist BS. "Nobody is saying that" - she mouths that phrase to keep the lawyers happy, then proceeds to imply exactly what she just asserted no one was saying.

Spit it out Rhodes - are you making an allegation, or not? If not, what the hell are you doing?

Randi, try this one on for size: "You know, nobody is saying Randi Rhodes is a drunken leftist whacko, that is nobody that doesn't want to hear from her lawyers. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … same wild allegations, same sidewalk that jumped up and attacked her once, same galloping psychoses, same persistent rumors of alcoholism. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to tend bar where she last got falling down drunk have heard of Air America."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 26, 2007 4:28 PM

Countermoonbattery:

I wish I'd found this a few weeks ago. It's the perfect retort to the insane leftists (redundant?) who harp about how horrible Columbus was.

Enjoy.

http://pizdaus.com/pics/WINMjKMBfBjp.jpg

Posted by: Panday at October 26, 2007 6:44 PM

Posted by: Steve at October 26, 2007 7:07 PM

"Someone has waged war, they're call Muslum fanatics. But even they can't be blamed for the fires."

Wouldn't speak so soon. It appears that they definitely have the MOTIVE. And the MEANS is available to anyone with a lighter and a gasoline-soaked rag (which in Moonbat and RoP definition would be the US flag stolen off a school flagpole).

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/189897.php

Posted by: Scott at October 26, 2007 7:31 PM

Randi Rhodes?
I love that guy.

Posted by: Dodger at October 26, 2007 11:10 PM

Come on, if you were Randi Rhodes you'd want to drink yourself to death too.

Posted by: BobG at October 27, 2007 5:54 AM

"Countermoonbattery:

I wish I'd found this a few weeks ago. It's the perfect retort to the insane leftists (redundant?) who harp about how horrible Columbus was.

Enjoy.

http://pizdaus.com/pics/WINMjKMBfBjp.jpg"


Thats pretty good Panday, I got a good laugh at that one.

Thanks

Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at October 27, 2007 7:19 AM

Is it true that on Halloween if you look into a mirror and say 'Bloody Mary' 14 times, Randi Rhodes appears?

Posted by: V the K at October 27, 2007 7:34 AM

Liberals scare the CRAP out of me!

The "Tradition" picture was great!

Posted by: KHarn at October 27, 2007 8:05 AM

The residents did not want Blackwater there. They got burned out. Business is Business you phony conservatives just don't get it.

Posted by: Freedom at October 30, 2007 4:11 AM

The residents did not want Blackwater there. They got burned out. Business is Business you phony conservatives just don't get it. Blackwater will work for the left when Hilary gets in anyway. Bush is already putting her people in place.

Posted by: Freedom at October 30, 2007 4:12 AM