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October 5, 2007

Politically Correct Spacecakes

Excellent news for Dutch potheads concerned with the happiness of their feathered brethren:

Amsterdam's famed coffee shops are turning to free-range eggs for their hashish "spacecakes" to reduce the suffering of chickens.

"Coffee shop owners were completely unaware and shocked that their spacecakes are not animal friendly," said a spokeswoman for Dutch animal rights group Wakker Dier, campaigning against the use of eggs from chickens kept caged on battery farms.

Four large shops have switched to free-range eggs and 20 more plan to follow, she said. The shops get through hundreds of eggs a week for their spacecakes, which are baked with marijuana or hashish and can give an intense high.

Good thing progressives approve of abortion, or eggs couldn't be used at all. Then people would have to go back to smoking their dope, which would produce penguin-menacing carbon emissions.

On a tip from Bill.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 5, 2007 7:44 AM