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October 17, 2007
Moonbats Find Solution to Columbus Day
Because Christopher Columbus personifies the healthy expansion of Western Civilization, he is hated by moonbats. It really sticks in their craw that rightfully proud Italians have been able to keep Columbus Day half alive as a holiday. In some places it's even marked with parades.
Not all moonbats are willing to wait patiently for the holiday to fade away into the mists of politically correct self-hatred, gradually shoved aside by the celebration of neurotic guilt on MLK Day. The bold provocateurs at Revolutionary Anti-Imperialist Movement-Denver (RAIM-D) report on their efforts to disrupt this year's parade:
The AIM/TCD [Anti-Imperialist Movement/Transform Columbus Day] march kicked off once again in Denver, the birthplace of the KKKolumbus Day holiday. This being the 100th anniversary of the celebration of genocide against the native peoples, all out efforts were made for this protest.[…]
From the capitol steps, the march proceeded down 16th Street Mall stopping one of the bus lanes. At the intersection of Stout and 15th St. the rally gathered to oppose the parade in the streets. The Denver Pig Department and the piglets of the Sheriff’s Department were out in force, many in riot gear. There were also pigs in tan uniforms. Perhaps state police? SWAT-type teams were present as were pigs with some new kind of gun that looked like a modified AR-15 with a bulge on top and a non-standard ammo clip. It may have been some kind of "non-lethal" modification to the weapon. They looked like the occupying army that they are.[…]
The Kolumbus Day parade, supposedly a celebration of "Italian Pride," is symbolic of the parasitism of cracker Amerikkka. It began with the Sons of Italy on motorcycles, racist bikers (it was nice that they found time between beating their wives and cooking meth to attend the parade), followed by Denver cops on their motorcycles. How appropriate, pigs on hogs. Then it followed with a procession of gas-guzzling Hummer vehicles and other cars that looked right off the dealership. Lots of flat bed semis with empty floats and shitty cover bands. A handful of paraders with signs of cities named after Kolumbus was led by two people dressed like a mascot Indian, with feathers and dress, and a Spanish conquistador — how nice. There were U$ military personnel and/or ROTC there. And, the libertarian party was there to defend white property rights. The many vehicles were needed to make up for the lack of actual people for this pathetic white garbage dump of a parade. If you needed any more reason to hate Amerikkka, this parade will do it. Most of the paraders were very old, so it is encouraging sign to know that these crackers will leave this earth very soon.
If you don't hate white crackers, you too could be a racist!
Several people placed their bodies between the Convoy and the parade route. There were several groups of people and many random individual acts to stop the racist parade.
And then it started: the "demented pigs" (i.e., patient police officers) used "brute force" to "manhandle" the righteous revolutionaries by dragging them out of the way of the "racist parade" — and even arresting some. But the revolutionaries countered with this:
After the parade, the marchers went to the City and County building to await word on their comrades arrested earlier. While gathered there, a number of people took down the Amerikan flag flying above and turned it upside down and secured it in its new position with a lock. It was flying that way for hours.
RAIM-D's brave rebels won't always have to risk getting skid marks on the seats of their Levis as the cops drag them off the road. They have a strategy to put an end to Columbus Day once and for all:
The celebration of Kolumbus Day is one symptom of Amerikan imperialism, and the only way to end Kolumbus Day is to end Amerika.
How this will be accomplished was not elucidated, but voting for Democrats next fall will surely be a start.
Hat tip: Slapstick Politics.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 17, 2007 8:00 AM
Comments
"End Amerika"?
And then what? Who will the new overlords be? Members of Revolutionary Anti-Imperialist Movement-Denver? Likely ruling from some dingy office over a laundromat.
Posted by: Pam at October 17, 2007 8:32 AM
A naked example of the vile racist hatred that underpins leftist political movements.
Posted by: Beef at October 17, 2007 9:09 AM
I get it; hating all things Caucasian is NOT racism, slavery IS freedom and water ISN'T wet. Did Orwell write this crap for RAIM-D?
Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at October 17, 2007 10:46 AM
You know, as a young man I was a member of Youth Against Whatever's Next, or YAWN. Just kidding.
I didn't know Denver was the birthplace of Columbus Day parades. Is that true?
I always liked Columbus Day when I was a kid. It was fun day to enjoy a cannoli with Tony, Vinnie, and Angie.
As for RAMMED, or REM, or whatever these misfits are calling themselves: GET BENT!
PS: For the English Majors out there: Have any of you ever read Conrad's The Secret Agent? Don't the pathetic characters in that book (the anarchists) remind you of the Moonbats of today?
Posted by: phil at October 17, 2007 11:27 AM
"the parasitism of cracker Amerikkka"?
What if they said "the parasitism of N***** Amerikkka"?
This is an obvious case of socially acceptable reverse racism.
Posted by: Freedom Now at October 17, 2007 12:47 PM
This is an obvious case of socially acceptable reverse racism.
And one of some people having far too much time on their hands in their parent's basement.
I doubt any of them have any idea what it is to struggle in the real world. Fomenting anti-what ever attitudes, soliciting funds, and running a website.. those are easy, especially with the Kollege Kids.
"Amerika is exterminating oppressed peoples around the globe.." I must have missed that newsflash. Wait - what was that bit about tax money funding assistance in the fight against the AIDS epidemic in Africa? Let's start there. Morons.
Posted by: phaneul at October 18, 2007 10:49 AM
But, hey! With 9,188 hits to their site since January 07, I'm sure they're Soon Koming to a Neighborhood Near You.
Two of their nine named recommendations for reading are self-referring. Three others are by Ward Churchill. Why am I not surprised.
Posted by: phaneul at October 18, 2007 10:57 AM
But, hey! With 9,188 hits to their site since January 07, I'm sure they're Soon Koming to a Neighborhood Near You
A kitten playng with a ball of yarn on You tube could do better
Posted by: James F McEnanly at October 27, 2007 10:49 AM
