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October 8, 2007
Happy Che Guevara Day, Moonbats!
Did you think today was Columbus Day, a day to take pride in the spread of Western Civilization to the New World? Wrong: it's Che Guevara Day, a day to glorify a communist dictator's bloodthirsty chief executioner.
In honor of this festive occasion, here again are some favorite Che Guevara quotes:
Dismissing the objections of a colleague who understood the importance of trials and proof:
Go ahead and try them tomorrow morning — but execute them NOW!
From his Motorcycle Diaries, which acolyte Robert Redford managed to edit into a cinematic hagiography:
Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any enemy that falls in my hands! My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood. With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl!
Instructing his Revolutionary Tribunals:
We don't need proof to execute a man. We only need proof that it's necessary to execute him. A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.
From a letter to his father:
I'd like to confess, papa, at that moment I discovered that I really like killing.
Summing up socialism, after describing how he shot some poor helpless guy in the head at point-blank range:
He went into convulsions for a while and was finally still. Now his belongings were mine.
To a 14-year-old boy, just before he personally blew the kid's brains out for trying to defend his father, who was also executed:
I said: KNEEL DOWN!
(The kid wouldn't kneel and had to be murdered standing up.)
Maybe now that it's Che Guevara Day instead of Columbus Day, people can go back to getting the day off work.
On tips from jon and General Jack D. Ripper.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 8, 2007 11:45 AM
Comments
A willful ignorance of history is essential to moonbattery. It's right up there with moral equivalence and self loathing.
Posted by: forest at October 8, 2007 12:56 PM
What's a little murder and mayhem among friends?
Posted by: Pam at October 8, 2007 1:47 PM
Hey, they just missed Heinrich Himmler's birthday (yesterday). The lefties could've had a twofer - two murdering scum for the price of one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 8, 2007 2:48 PM
Bueno. No Che.
Posted by: gigismom at October 8, 2007 2:59 PM
Che Day should be celebrated by pissing on his grave. I look forward to a time when everyone can go to his grave and piss on it.
Posted by: Kevin at October 8, 2007 4:48 PM
They should dig up Che's skull so some Moonbat can screw the eye holes. If they take it to San Francisco and tell everyone its really Christopher Columbus's skull, Ill bet they will be lining up around the block to sodomize Che's skull.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 8, 2007 5:33 PM
"Hey, they just missed Heinrich Himmler's birthday (yesterday). The lefties could've had a twofer - two murdering scum for the price of one."
No man, Himmler was a Nazi murderer like George Bush, remember? Che was fighting against their kind! Viva revolucion! Let's honor him by pumping cash into the system of economics he was trying to overthrow! Yay liberal logic!
Posted by: Alex at October 8, 2007 6:32 PM
Turn Che's skull upside down, place it on a plate, fill with guacamole and surround it with a selection of tortilla chips. Enjoy Che Day!!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 9, 2007 4:55 AM
Moonbats: California's Secession Letter to Bush
http://www.democracymeansyou.com/article292.php
Posted by: n at October 9, 2007 6:00 AM
Alex, you're right. My bad. I can never keep my mass murderers straight. They should have a program or something, and give them distinctive numbers, kinda like linemen and running backs. Left wing collectivists numbers 50-79, right wing ones 1-49 and 80 on up. something like that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 9, 2007 10:52 AM
I have a friend whose sister is a pregnant moonbat. She and her moonbat husband worship Che. They are going to name their child Che whether it's a boy or a girl.
Posted by: Reid at October 10, 2007 6:18 AM
