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October 15, 2007
Halloween Decoration Denounced As Hate Crime
A hanging witch decoration in Chicopee, Massachusetts has been denounced as a hate crime by aptly named local witch Kelly Lynch.
Lynch sets straight anyone narrow-minded enough to think witches are bad:
We are just like Christians, Muslims, we have our own religion.
Relativism is a slippery slope. If there's no difference between Christians and Muslims, why should there be a difference between Christians and witches — or for that matter, between New Age flakes and the Charles Manson family?
As for the Halloween decoration, Lynch complained to the owner, and reports:
He told me to lighten up, it was a Halloween decoration, I know it's his constitutional right, but I want it down.
She plans to protest outside his home.
We've come to a pretty pass when even witches are too busy looking for excuses to be offended to have fun on Halloween.
On a tip from Bill.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 15, 2007 12:22 PM
Comments
Butbutbut... it's margaret thatcher! I'd recognise that comical rubber mask anywhere!
Doesn't hanging one of the saviours of the free world in effigy gain him moonbat brownie points or something?
Posted by: Archonix at October 15, 2007 12:34 PM
"...I know it's his constitutional right, but I want it down."
Translated: "Constitutional rights only apply to me me me me me me me me for me me me me me me. I am the center of the universe."
Posted by: Jimbo at October 15, 2007 1:02 PM
What do you think the reply to Christians would be if they wanted their sacred symbol of the fish which they have on their cars to not be desecrated by evolutionists by adding legs to it and putting the name Darwin in the middle of it. They would be told to shut the #@$& up and get over it by the tolerant leftists.
Posted by: Robert Mahoney at October 15, 2007 2:04 PM
Speaking of Darwin fish, I have one on my Blazer, though it is affixed upside down. :)
Posted by: Steve at October 15, 2007 2:10 PM
The homeowner should set up a refreshment stand and welcome all comers to observe the wicked witch in real life. May as well make some money off the retarded.
Posted by: Scrapiron at October 15, 2007 5:52 PM
"I know it's his constitutional right, but I want it down."
Man, I like that...such a mature, grown-up woman. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic.
And these Witch/Feminists JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT why they are not well liked...oops, forgot: it's because of the "Patriarchy".
Posted by: Toa at October 15, 2007 8:00 PM
it's probably a dayamed good thing the witch was white!
Posted by: nanc at October 15, 2007 8:43 PM
Kind of looks like Hillary
Posted by: Anonymous at October 15, 2007 8:57 PM
Hey Kelly, if you're so opposed to "lynching" then why don't you change your surname, ya witch? Hypocrite.
Where are those wizard of oz tapes when I need them...
Posted by: fellowes at October 15, 2007 9:27 PM
Cool, so this guy is going to have a live witch display for his Halloween decorations, where can I get one?
Posted by: Oldcrow at October 16, 2007 5:11 AM
Now, now, people. let's not get excited, we can compromise.
The fellow who owns the decoration will take it down and appoligise and Kelly Lynch will no longer practice her religion. Yes, "...I know it's [her] constitutional right...." but someone MIGHT be "offended".
There, problem solved.
Posted by: KHarn at October 16, 2007 7:55 AM
It gets even better in New Jersey:
http://blogmeisterusa.mu.nu/archives/243669.php
Posted by: Pam at October 16, 2007 8:55 AM
My life was never the same after I saw the wonder that is HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH - when that kid saw the blinking pumpkin on the tee vee and turned into a pile of bugs and snakes I just about lost it.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 16, 2007 9:49 AM
"My life was never the same after I saw the wonder that is HALLOWEEN 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH..."
The funny thing about that movie is that there were NO WITCHES in it! The evil ones were DRUIDS.
Posted by: KHarn at October 16, 2007 10:31 AM
Heh heh...that's actually the only one of John Carpenter's "Halloween" series that I really liked!
Posted by: Toa at October 16, 2007 4:44 PM
