« Politically Correct Spacecakes | Main | TV Reveals: Christian Hypocrites Stone People »
October 5, 2007
Gore Bravely Faces Rising Sea Levels
Could it be that rising sea levels induced by carbon emissions aren't such an imminent threat after all? Awash in excess money from his global warming hoax profiteering, Al Gore has bought yet another residence, a $2 million condo in the ritzy St. Regis, just blocks from San Francisco Bay.
In addition to San Francisco's highly suitable political environment, the new digs feature 24-hour room service, butler service, a spa, fitness center, lap pool, world-class restaurant, views of the city and bay, etc. It's good to be king!
As for the supposedly rising sea levels — St. Regis is billed as the tallest concrete building west of the Mississippi. If his outlandish prophesies come true, all the Goracle will have to do is convert his balcony into a dock.
On a tip from Freedom Now.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 5, 2007 8:31 AM
Comments
Wonder what Al will do if he's in San Fran when the next "big one" hits? Will he rail against the "global-warming induced" 9.0-on-the-Richter-scale earthquake, while the city burns to ashes around him, or take the even easier way out and just blame it on Bush?
Posted by: jc14 at October 5, 2007 11:19 AM
The only rising level right now is my bile...excuse me while I head to the bathroom!
Really, though, maybe he's like Lex Luthor and has investment property along the San Andreas faultline.
Posted by: Pam at October 5, 2007 1:23 PM
