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October 23, 2007
Glenn Beck Describes the Abode of a Moonbat
From the Fusion of Entertainment and Enlightenment:
Jacqueline Sheedy has turned her former coal barge where she lives into a shrine of energy efficiency. […] Not enough for you, huh? Okay, how about this? She also reads by candlelight. […] In case it wasn't enough for you on the candlelight, she also converts her own human waste into fertilizer. And if that's not enough for you, she also hauls fresh water home on a trailer that's attached to her bicycle. […] She's also a member of CRAG, Carbon Rationing Action Group. Oh, boy. They're imposing on each other a 9,000-pound carbon emission, 9,000 pounds. The average person uses, what is it, 18 tons? This 9,000 pound of carbon emissions on each member which pretty much has you reading by candlelight.
You would think a moonbat as devoted to insanity as Ms. Seedy would be cut a little slack by the nongovernmental freelance dictacrats as CRAG. But no:
What she wants to do, she's really kind of in trouble with this group now because she's a member and obviously a pretty good member. And she wanted to go on vacation. I don't know where it was, but it would have eaten up about half of her carbon credits for the year. She can't go past 9,000 pounds. So when she wanted to go on the trip, it would have eaten too many carbon credits and so the group said no. And she said what? And the group said no. And she said, I'm sorry, what? No. Hmmm? No. "I'm sorry. Maybe I'm hard of hearing." No. "I'm going on vacation now." No, you're not! She said, "well, I read by candlelight and, you know, I'm working with my own stool in my off hours; I think I'm going to Australia." She wanted to use her carbon credits that she has had, she's built up over the last couple of years and they said, no, that's just unworkable.
Beck's own plan for reducing carbon emissions makes more sense:
I'm going to say we implement — call me crazy — we implement a "No foreign oil" thing. So in other words, don't pump it out of the ground and then ship it all the way across the sea. Yeah, I'm going to say, think globally; act locally. I advocate we pump it out of our own ground. Think how we reduce the carbon footprint.
But unfortunately drilling for oil on our own land instead of buying it from Muslims who will spend the money on weapons to kill us with would not only reduce our irrelevant carbon footprint, but actually benefit the country — so it would never get past Democrats.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 23, 2007 8:12 AM
Comments
She BURNS candles AND wood! What's the carbon output of that? Why doesn't she hook her bike to a GENERATOR and recharge some batterys to run electric lights? How about a solar still to make fresh water so she doesn't have to run into town for water? A windmill to power a small generator so she can use an electric stove?
Liberals just don't think these things through before they act.
Posted by: KHarn at October 23, 2007 10:08 AM
hey moonbat use a CO2 Scrubber over your candle.
Posted by: furballz at October 23, 2007 10:13 AM
we have some yanknutz up near our cabin who actually do something to their own urine and drink it - the man has "dropped a doo" in the woods and stayed by it all day to see how long it would take for the bugs to eat it - eight hours in most instances - THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO BLECH!
also, the only water they have besides rainwater is a condensation tent that drips into scuppers and then into a cistern - this isn't such a bad idea, but the others...
generally, these "types" of people have a very distinct and disgusting body odor...
Posted by: nanc at October 23, 2007 10:43 AM
Notice this moonbat looks rather typical with pasty gray complexion looking like she just came out of morgue. They remind me of the zombies Charlton Heston battled in OMEGA MAN. They killed all "users of the wheel" and complained about the stink of oil.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 23, 2007 10:50 AM
Smug alert! Smug alert!
Posted by: Kevin at October 23, 2007 12:04 PM
Spot on, Anony!
Posted by: KHarn at October 23, 2007 1:09 PM
