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October 31, 2007
DU Moonbats Waterboard Themselves
The moonbats at Democratic Underground have proven the liberal contention that waterboarding is torture by waterboarding themselves. Unsurprisingly, they found the experience unenjoyable.
Now let's see if they can prove that the techniques used by al-Qaeda are torture by trying them on themselves. They might start with gouging their own eyes out, then move on to squishing their skulls in a press, etc.:
First they'll want to acquire an al-Qaeda torture toolkit:
Afterwards they'll look like this poor guy, and possibly begin to understand what the word "torture" actually means:
Since we know now that waterboarding is torture, we can look forward to being sued in our own courts by 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, whose waterboarding produced information that foiled a terror attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.
On a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 31, 2007 9:33 AM
Comments
I was waterboarded by the Navy when I was an Aviator-in-training. (SERE school.)
Since this is now considered torture, could I sue and get rich? I am a victim of cruel heartless oppressors.
Of course, Jimmah Cahtah was president at the time, so I guess he was the vile oppressor of our troops. And approved of this inhumane torture.
Think I have a personal claim against him?
Posted by: Frank at October 31, 2007 11:21 AM
What year? I went to SERE in 1979, Werner Springs, CA.
Posted by: JamesB at October 31, 2007 11:52 AM
When I graduated from Air Force security training in '76, a couple of the boys chased us around with fire extinguishers filled with water. Can I get in on this gravy train too?
Posted by: KHarn at October 31, 2007 12:26 PM
Well done. I was waiting for a post on the Al Qaeda manual.
So when are they going to make a Hollywood movie about Islamo-Fascist Extraordinary Rendition with a scene where the new jihadi recruits learn how to correctly torture as a senior member reads out the instruction book?
Answer: NEVUH!
Posted by: Scott at October 31, 2007 10:10 PM
