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October 31, 2007

DU Moonbats Waterboard Themselves

Posted by Dave Blount at October 31, 2007 9:33 AM

The moonbats at Democratic Underground have proven the liberal contention that waterboarding is torture by waterboarding themselves. Unsurprisingly, they found the experience unenjoyable.

Now let's see if they can prove that the techniques used by al-Qaeda are torture by trying them on themselves. They might start with gouging their own eyes out, then move on to squishing their skulls in a press, etc.:

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First they'll want to acquire an al-Qaeda torture toolkit:

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Afterwards they'll look like this poor guy, and possibly begin to understand what the word "torture" actually means:

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Since we know now that waterboarding is torture, we can look forward to being sued in our own courts by 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, whose waterboarding produced information that foiled a terror attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.

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Still standing, thanks to waterboarding.

On a tip from Cheetah.