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October 5, 2007
Chris Matthew's One-Step Guide to a Hollow Existence
Chris "Tweety" Matthews has life figured out, and he explains it in his new book Life's a Campaign. All you have to do is be a manipulative phony, like the revered Clintons. As Tweety asks in an interview with comedian Jon Stewart:
You don't have to believe a word they say, but you have to watch how far they got. How did [Bill] Clinton get there? How did Hillary get there? How did all these guys get there?
Tweety humbly informed viewers that his book is better than Machiavelli's The Prince, which apparently influenced his moral outlook.
To his credit, fellow lib Stewart blew so many holes in him, Tweety must have left a trail of blood and feathers as he dragged himself off stage. At one point Matthews whined:
You are unbelievable. This is the book interview from hell. This is the worst interview I've ever had in my life. This is the worst.
However, since life's a campaign, Matthews quickly went into spin mode. Examiner.com reports:
According to one source, Matthews was steadfast in his belief that the debate left Stewart crestfallen, and Matthews victorious.
At least Tweety has been honest enough to warn us not to believe a thing that comes out of his mouth.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 5, 2007 11:52 AM
Comments
The best part was how he kept using the Clintons as the best role models for his program of dishonesty and manipulation. It's pretty devastating. With friends like Matthews, the Clintons don't need enemies. Whoever gets the nomination for the Republicans should use the clip in a canpaign ad.
Posted by: forest at October 5, 2007 3:06 PM
Watched the interview. Hilarious.
Also, this man has the strangest laugh. It's that laugh that makes you sure you're talking to somebody you don't need to ever talk to again at a party.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at October 5, 2007 5:00 PM
Inbred republicunt hicks liek you need to be murdered,Along with the rest of your filthy Fox news watching kind.
Posted by: asasasasas at October 6, 2007 4:09 AM
Thanks, we feel the liberal compassion.
Posted by: Alex at October 6, 2007 4:13 AM
Wow! VH must have really struck a nerve for Chris Matthews himself to show up and post a comment here.
Posted by: V the K at October 6, 2007 6:54 AM
This is the angriest blog I've ever read :-)
Posted by: Anonymous at October 6, 2007 10:02 AM
Not read Huffpo recently?
Posted by: Archonix at October 6, 2007 12:50 PM
