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October 22, 2007
British Educrats Regulate Children's Weight
Authoritarian moonbats insist on controlling pretty much everything — including how much children weigh. Now the parents of British kids found to exceed weight limits will be sent an official warning letter.
According to the latest hysterical report, 60% of men, 50% of women, and 26% of children will be obese by 2050, assuming we haven't all been burned up by global warming or stung to death by killer bees by then. In light of these frightening (to the gullible) predictions, Health Secretary Alan Johnson wants children's weight stats to be sent to all parents.
British children have actually been confiscated from their parents for being allowed to weigh too much. Brits have even been found guilty of animal cruelty for letting a dog overeat.
Soon both people and animals will have their daily calorie intake precisely regulated by the authorities — for our own good, of course.
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If Rubens were around today, he'd be arrested for painting women who aren't skinny enough. |
On a tip from nanc.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 22, 2007 7:25 AM
Comments
just think of if the kid is fat AND draws a picture of a stickperson holding a squirtgun while imagining he's driving a gas-guzzling suv!
huh? then what?
Posted by: nanc at October 22, 2007 9:37 AM
yeah - imagine that - and i'll imagine you in prison.
Posted by: nanc at October 22, 2007 9:39 AM
I don't know nanc...fat naked women (and most likely drunk) dancing around a tree having a pube-waxing party? I'll stick to my 120 lb. frame thanks!
Posted by: fellowes at October 22, 2007 9:56 AM
120lbs? No thanks!
Posted by: Coop at October 22, 2007 12:17 PM
120 lbs? No thanks!
Posted by: Coop at October 22, 2007 12:18 PM
Well, the British government can take time for monitoriing the weight of their subjects, it's not like there are a bunch of religious nuts from other countries demanding changes in their society.
What? Why is everyone looking at me? Is there mustard on my nose?
But fellowes, how DARE you criticize those women in the painting! They are OBVIOUSLY Pagan/Wiccan/Gaiaist lesbians protesting the war/President Bush/global warming!
Posted by: KHarn at October 22, 2007 12:52 PM
You're right KHarn. Rubens did paint the cellulite tastefullly after all. But I doubt lesbians resort to body waxing and I KNOW the pagans/wiccans don't. They definitely go for the hairy bod effect.
Yes Coop, 120 lbs. of pure woman, with curves too ;-)
Posted by: fellowes at October 22, 2007 8:41 PM
Oh, this is nothing. Look what they're planning next, in this report from the government's stakeholder circle-jerk-
http://junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/2007/10/government-forecasts.html
"electronic ‘fat quota’ ration cards may keep a closer eye on obese people’s food purchases and ration specific items; it could even be used to identify overweight teenagers that should attend government-run summer fitness camps..."
The past really is another country.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at October 22, 2007 9:13 PM
