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October 22, 2007
British Educrats Regulate Children's Weight
Posted by Dave Blount at October 22, 2007 7:25 AM
Authoritarian moonbats insist on controlling pretty much everything — including how much children weigh. Now the parents of British kids found to exceed weight limits will be sent an official warning letter.
According to the latest hysterical report, 60% of men, 50% of women, and 26% of children will be obese by 2050, assuming we haven't all been burned up by global warming or stung to death by killer bees by then. In light of these frightening (to the gullible) predictions, Health Secretary Alan Johnson wants children's weight stats to be sent to all parents.
British children have actually been confiscated from their parents for being allowed to weigh too much. Brits have even been found guilty of animal cruelty for letting a dog overeat.
Soon both people and animals will have their daily calorie intake precisely regulated by the authorities — for our own good, of course.
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If Rubens were around today, he'd be arrested for painting women who aren't skinny enough. |
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