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September 18, 2007
Uncle Walter Rises From the Dead
It doesn't matter how bad you kill Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers — they will still come back for yet another sequel. The same apparently holds true for the equally malignant Walter Cronkite, who retired over a quarter century ago when he hit 65.
Now "The Most Trusted Man in America," the left-wing propagandist who probably did more than any other individual to allow totalitarianism and genocide to prevail in Southeast Asia by persuading Americans to submit to defeat in Vietnam, is expected to sign with Retirement Living TV.
Cronkite's new cable network, which is carried by virtually no one, doesn't mind being the place where old anchors go when they're done. Says Elliot Jacobson, VP for programming and production:
If someone asserts that this is a graveyard for television anchors — well we're proud of that, because we think they bring incredible value.
Katie Cupcake will be relieved to hear she may have a future after all.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 18, 2007 8:32 AM
Comments
Cronkite always sounded like some sort of Chronic lung disease where you are coughing up red phlegm.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 18, 2007 9:02 AM
Walter Crankenhouse is a joke. Remember when he appeared on Larry King a couple years back to give us little people a lecture on the founding fathers & quoted,"Thomert Jefferson?" The guy totally belongs in an assisted living ward, putting together jigsaw puzzles.
Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at September 18, 2007 4:40 PM
