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September 11, 2007
Teacher Regards Milk as Child Endangerment
In 1984, Winston Smith was beaten and tortured until he came to see that 2+2=5. But the touchy-feely mollusks of our own growingly totalitarian regime of moonbattery disapprove of such insensitive tactics. Instead they exploit our looney-tunes legal system by filing lawsuits and child-endangerment charges.
Dave Warwak, an art teacher at the Fox River Grove Middle School in Illinois, wants the McHenry County state's attorney to file child-endangerment charges against his own school district for promoting animal products like milk as part of a healthy diet.
Warwacko also refuses to return to class until the school removes milk and all other animal products from its menu. You see, with liberals it's not enough to be a lunatic. You need to insist that your lunacy be imposed on the rest of society. This is the guiding principle of today's Democrat Party.
The former fishing guide Warwacko became a vegan only last January, but now demands that his school district immediately follow suit. This guy has a future in the Party. He has been praised by animal rights groups for ignoring orders to stop proselytizing to students about animal rights ideology.
Ironically, it is the lack of animal products in the diet that has been shown to endanger children. According to Professor Lindsay Allen, Director of the US Agricultural Research Service's Western Human Nutrition Research Center at the University of California at Davis:
Animal source foods have some nutrients which are not found anywhere else. If you're talking about feeding young children and pregnant women and lactating women I would go as far as to say it is unethical to withhold these foods during that period of life. … There's absolutely no question that it's unethical for parents to bring up their children as strict vegans.
No doubt future hate speech laws will be expanded to silence folks like Allen.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 11, 2007 9:41 AM
Comments
why don't we just kill all the cows and get it over with?
do they know what happens to a cow that isn't milked in a timely manner? it's not pretty and she usually has to be put down.
Posted by: nanc at September 11, 2007 10:03 AM
Only one remedy for this vile sickness:
Take one moonbat (grasp firmly around the collar)
Stomp on.
Flush.
So dingbat refuses to return to work? Believe that's known
as a resignation. The system should honor that. Permanently.
Posted by: fellowes at September 11, 2007 10:15 AM
Winston Smith in 1984 didnt believe 2 + 2 = 5, because at the end he picked up the Rook chess piece, which moves 4 squares in an L shape. He was faking it.
On the other hand Jean Luc Picard of the Enterprise D, actually did see 5 lights, even though he knew there were only 4, when he was tortured by the Cardassian Gul Madred.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 11, 2007 10:19 AM
I hope Mr. Warwak-job realizes seamen is an animal product!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 11, 2007 10:52 AM
D*mnit! You beat me to the punch again!!!!! I was gonna post this!!!
Posted by: moonbat monitor at September 11, 2007 11:40 AM
>>Warwacko also refuses to return to class until the school removes milk and all other animal products from its menu.
That's ONE problem solved.
Posted by: KHarn at September 11, 2007 4:00 PM
Vegan America – Revolt!
Date: 09/20/07
Writer: Karen West
Seems we have revolution here in America erupting under our noses and there is not much we can do about it. This revolution pits compassionate children against their uncaring parents. The revolution even has a name, “Vegan America – Revolt!” The revolution was born from incidents surrounding Dave Warwak and his persistent attempts to teach Humane Education at Fox River Grove Middle School. Warwak said, “I can’t understand why they are fighting so hard against something so good. The World is behind us and prepared to help. There is every reason in the world for the school to go vegan and not one single reason to do otherwise” PETA’s Vice President, Bruce Friedberg is offering to help Fox River Grove Middle School with its transition to a vegan diet “We'll pay for food for a week, get vegan chefs in to help and consult, whatever”. The “Chicago Animal Rights Meetup Group”, “Mercy for Animals”, and other groups around the world are prepared to step in and help Fox River Grove Middle School become the first vegan public school in America. The “CARMG” is embarking on a campaign to educate the youth of America. The group’s president, Shalesh Kumbhat and Warwak are very enthusiastic about the group’s new focus. The campaign consists of passing out small business cards to children wherever they may be. Thanks to Kumbhat’s efforts and his extensive connections, animal rights groups, vegetarians, vegans, and humane educators all over the world will be passing out business cards to children wherever they may be. Warwak said, “Groups are hitting the streets, during times when children are most likely to be out and about. Groups are already planning on a full force presence on Halloween. Even vegans who stay home will be passing out vegan candies accompanied by a message of love.” Warwak, then said, “So far today, I passed out 34 cards!”
The business card’s front reads:
Remember the Santa Claus lie?
One lie is so bad, some people prefer to keep it hidden.
So hidden, some never find out!
Do you want to live a lie?
The back reads:
Go to your favorite search engine.
Look-up “Factory Farming” Look-up “Vegan”
“Naming a rock, a banana, does not make it food”
Source: http://inslide.com/respect
Posted by: warwak at September 20, 2007 2:21 AM
