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September 27, 2007
Rosie O'Donnell's Middle Eastern Fan Club
Rosie O'Donnell may have lost her soapbox on The View, but she still has a ready fan base — among Muslim terrorists.
WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein conducted interviews with members of terror groups such as al-Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades in researching his new book Schmoozing With Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land, Jihadists Reveal Their Global Plans to a Jew! Among his findings: Rosie's message resonates.
Enthuses Ala Senakreh of Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades:
I agree with what this O'Donnell says. … We welcome Rosie O'Donnell to stay among us and to get to know the truth from being here, like many American peace activists are doing.
(If you're wondering why peace activists would be interested in hanging out with homicidal maniacs, click here.)
Klein managed to assemble a group of terrorist leaders, but unfortunately neglected to get coordinates to the Air Force. He read them a series of Rosie's political statements, and found that the terrorists lapped them up like Democrat housewives.
On the topic of their pampered colleagues at Camp Gitmo, they agreed with Rosie that America "robs them of their humanity" and that American soldiers "torture them on a daily basis." They also approved of her assertion that we shouldn't fear them because they are mothers and fathers.
Gitmo vacationer Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admits to planning "the 9/11 operation from A to Z" and to beheading the Wall Street Journal's Daniel Pearl. Rosie bellowed to her zombified audience that the poor guy was tortured into making a false confession. Abu Jihad of Islamic Jihad concurs:
I am sure the Americans tortured Mohammed and forced him to say these untrue things.
Rosie's theory that Iran's kidnapping of 15 British sailors was actually a hoax perpetrated at the behest of the Bush Administration also found a receptive audience, as did her ravings about controlled demolitions at Ground Zero, supposedly intended to destroy documents incriminating to Enron and other evil corporations.
No doubt when Rosie gets another show, Ramadan Adassi of Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades will be a guest of honor. His heartfelt endorsement:
I agree with everything O'Donnell said. Regarding September 11, there is no way the American intelligence and administration was not aware of what was going to happen that day. How come the Jews and Israelis disappeared from the buildings? Was it by miracle? They knew that an attack would take place. This meant that Zionist elements and the leading elements of the administration who are aligned with economic companies and interests, like Bush and Cheney's companies of oil, were very interested that the attack would succeed in order to start their campaign for the oil of Iran and Afghanistan [sic].
If Rosie has a hard time finding another gig, she might try Al Jazeera. The audience would love her, and a burka would do wonders for her appearance. Of course, they might cut her head off if they find out she's a lesbian, but she'd still be no worse off. Remember: "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America."
On a tip from Ashley.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 27, 2007 8:56 PM
Comments
Rosie's theory that Iran's kidnapping of 15 British sailors was actually a hoax perpetrated at the behest of the Bush Administration also found a receptive audience
Why would we perpetrate such a nationally embarrassing hoax? Half the sailors involve acted like complete wusses... if we were faking it we'd have made damn sure they were seen to be stoic and unflinching under a torturous regime of brandings, lashings and days spent in the dark in their underwear.
That's right, we'd have sent them to San Francisco.
Posted by: Archonix at September 28, 2007 1:56 AM
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
Posted by: nanc at September 28, 2007 5:25 AM
Moonbats say we should be reprocessing our own pee? Ugh?
http://www.macleans.ca/culture/lifestyle/article.jsp?content=20071001_110032_110032
I wonder of Rosie is installing her own pee drinking machine?
Posted by: Anonymous at September 28, 2007 5:30 AM
That picture reminds me of that Star Trek episode where the big log-lookin' probe was floating through space suckin up everything. Where's Captain Kirk when we need him!!!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2007 6:43 AM
Rosie looks like shes getting ready to suck on Hugo Chavez's meat pole.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 28, 2007 7:20 AM
10 out of 10 terrorists surveyed approve of American liberal activism.
Who is surprised?
If its not Josef Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot... they will always find totalitarians for whom they can toil as useful tools for.
Posted by: Freedom Now at September 28, 2007 11:06 AM
See the Khalid Sheikh Rosie pic at Atlas Shrugs:
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2007/09/jihadis-love-qu.html
chsw
Posted by: chsw at September 28, 2007 3:18 PM
Rosie is an idiot. She's being used as a propaganda tool my Islamic terrorists that, if she weren't an American liberal celeb, would stone her for being a lesbian and an outspoken woman. She obviously doesn't realize, or care, that freedom of speech and celebrity come with something she lacks... responsibilty.
Posted by: grimtrek at September 29, 2007 3:39 AM
grimtrek (x3): Couldn't agree with you more (even three times).
Rosie, of course, would be the first in line to scream bloody murder about not being able to practice her moonbattery in an Islamic United States, which would, of course, result in her head being removed from her body -- almost makes an Islamic takeover of the U.S. worth it -- almost . . .
Posted by: jc14 at September 30, 2007 9:58 AM
