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September 17, 2007
Red Arrows Banned From Olympics For Being Too British
The Red Arrows are Britain's answer to the Blue Angels, stirring patriotic pride with astounding feats of agility at awe-inspiring speeds. Here they are in action:
Red Arrow pilots have flown at over 4,000 events around the world. They planned their best display ever for the opening ceremonies at the 2012 Olympics in London, intending to present "a showcase of everything that is great about Britain."
The liberal bureaucrats who have been systematically dismantling everything that is great about Britain were appalled, and have banned the Red Arrows from performing. The Department of Culture, Media and Sport yelps that the Red Arrows are "not in keeping with the event" because they are "too militaristically British."
Rest assured, bureauweenies: a few more generations with you in control and you won't have to worry about Britons showing national pride, because there will be nothing left to take pride in — just fading memories of glory that public education will eventually eradicate.
On a tip from Panday.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 17, 2007 6:43 AM
Comments
Maybe they can replace it with a parade of muzzies chanting "Death to the west!", on the grounds that it would offend fewer visitors.
Posted by: MB at September 17, 2007 7:03 AM
Like that idea, MB. Maybe the Opening Ceremonies could feature an address from Osama bin Laden himself, declaring the 2012 Games "open" for business, so long as you're a believer or a dhimmi (pretty much the majority of Brits these days, and sure to be 5 years from now). Anyone else, stay the f--k away . . .
Posted by: jc14 at September 17, 2007 7:21 AM
The UK is collapsing from within.
Maybe the Red Arrow could load up their planes with live bombs and "accidentally" drop them on the Department of Culture, Media and Sport.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 17, 2007 7:34 AM
According to the Red Arrows, this is another case of the British tabloid tradition of bullshit. Rags like the Sun & the Mail regularly come out with such horror stories.
http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=156130&command=displayContent&sourceNode=242285&home=yes&more_nodeId1=156139&contentPK=18407510
Posted by: Mark at September 21, 2007 12:06 AM
Great Britain did not gain its title lightly, and Britishness will not disappear that easily either!
All over nations should look up to Britain as being a collection of the four greatest countries in the world.
The bureauweenies need to take a long hard look at themselves, stop bending over backwards for people who couldn't give two hoots about Britain and start standing up for us.
They should know that we are proud of our tradition, our heritage and our culture and that Britishness is here to stay.
If anyone is offended by us then tough!
Posted by: Lee Donald at September 25, 2007 7:21 PM
Don't be silly!
Come on, you're citing a Sun story and you expect people to believe you?
It's tossers like this that are primarily responsible for the sense of British unity disappearing, much more so than any "bureauweenies".
Verdict: Bullshit.
Posted by: Jim West at September 26, 2007 4:00 AM
The whole story is complete rubbish. See what the Red Arrows have to say about it:
http://www.raf.mod.uk/reds/teamnews/index.cfm?storyid=66845B01-1143-EC82-2E376B2F89D95041
Why do people persist in spreading these ridiculous rumours???
Posted by: PTMoore at October 8, 2007 5:48 AM
Lap it up, Sun-reading divvies; this is the stuff that keeps you distracted from what's important. If you feel like getting a bit more angry over this non-story, read this:
http://listentopete.blogspot.com/2007/06/music-political-oppression-and.html
Posted by: Peter at October 9, 2007 11:06 AM
Also, who the fuck thinks it's ok to use a word like "muzzies"?
Posted by: Peter at October 9, 2007 4:47 PM
