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September 14, 2007
Judge Rules Fellow Moonbats Can Continue to Infest Berkeley Trees
The hippies infesting the trees in the Memorial Stadium oak grove in Berkeley can stay for now, despite permanently mutilating the trees and sloshing sewage on anyone passing below.
Alameda County Superior Court Judge Richard Keller declared they do not present an immediate fire threat (despite their propane tanks) or health problem (despite "an increasing number of excrement and urine spills").
The pretext for living in the trees is that UC Berkeley wants to cut some of them down for a sports facility. The court will hear three lawsuits intended to prevent the construction before making a final decision on what to do with the tree-hippies.
My guess is that most of them will end up working in education, though a few may run for office as Democrats.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 14, 2007 6:31 AM
Comments
Posted by: nanc at September 14, 2007 7:28 AM
The trees being "guarded" by the mentally ill were planted by the University as part of the landscaping. That seems to be common knowledge to all except those who "report" this story. I suppose they don't want to make the silly liberals look any sillier than they already do.
Just thinking; fire danger around there is pretty high this time of the year. The Oakland fire storm was in the early fall and reached parts of upper-eastern Beserkley.
Too bad lightening storms are rare on the Pacific coast. You'll note that "tree sitting" is a liberal sport contained to a specific geography - away from lightening, tornadoes, hurricanes, snow... Liberals are cowards.
Posted by: Jimbo at September 14, 2007 8:15 AM
This is great. I like joking about dirt worshiping hippies who want to live as one with the animals and run around naked. When they actually sh*t in buckets and live in trees it's just too funny.
Posted by: MB at September 14, 2007 9:27 AM
When astronomers want to prove the Big Bang Theory, they simply reverse the expansion of the universe. It seems Charles Darwin's Theory is being proven the same way.
This also illustrates why these people are such big advocates of socialism, since they will not be the ones paying for the entitlements of everyone else:
Crapping in a bucket while living in a tree?
You must not have a J-O-B.
Posted by: Harris at September 14, 2007 9:59 AM
Could be worse. At least they're using buckets.
Posted by: phil at September 14, 2007 11:32 AM
BARF ALERT!
Posted by: Byron at September 14, 2007 12:28 PM
Well I must say that if they tried to slosh excrement on me I would have to throw rocks at them ;-)
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at September 14, 2007 12:53 PM
My Stihl chain saw and a raincoat would solve this problem nicely. BBBrzzzzzzz!
Posted by: Wango at September 15, 2007 8:56 AM
