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September 24, 2007
Joni Mitchell Climbs Out of Her Crypt
Are the Sixties never going to end? Flower child folk singer Joni Mitchell is back from the dead and still spitting leftist venom like a cobra.
A sample of her new lyrics:
Shine on the Catholic Church
And the prisons that it owns
Shine on all the Churches
that love less and less.
It looks like pandering to the global warming hoax isn't making inroads.
Here's Joni on foreign policy:
Shine on lousy leadership
Licensed to kill
Shine on dying soldiers
In patriotic pain
Shine on mass destruction
In some God's name!
When nothing else can resuscitate a moribund career, there's always shameless moonbattery. Just ask Neil Young or George Michael.
Mitchell's latest is on Starbuck's Hear Music label. She will be featured in Starbuck's plan to give away millions of free digital songs. Also included are Paul McCartney, Eddie Vedder, and Bob Dylan — all well past their prime and known for indulging in the sort of moonbattery that has been found printed on Starbuck's cups.
On tips from Wiggins and Conan.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 24, 2007 12:16 PM
Comments
(Gets out an out-of-tune geeeetar and sings awfully)
"How many times must we say SHUT UP,
To moonbats oh so lame?
"And how many time will they spout crap,
That gives freedom such pain?"
Posted by: KHarn at September 24, 2007 12:37 PM
You know Starbucks is in big with Apple and who is on the board at Apple? ALGORE. But I do love my Apple Powerbook!!
Posted by: Bob Zimmerman at September 24, 2007 1:39 PM
Joni Mitchell music could make spies talk.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 24, 2007 1:49 PM
"Joni Mitchell music could make spies talk."
Anonymous
Did you ever see the movie "One Two Three"?
Posted by: KHarn at September 24, 2007 3:06 PM
Makes me want to quote the title of Laura Ingraham's book, "Shut Up And Sing." Except in Joni Mitchell's case I would amend that to "Shut Up and Shut Up."
Posted by: Topo Gigio at September 24, 2007 4:11 PM
this album isn't good at all. no points for the lyrics and no points for the musical aspect.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 24, 2007 9:18 PM
What??? No re-release of Kum Ba Yah. What a let down for libs everywhere.
Posted by: Hemlock at September 25, 2007 5:03 AM
Joni Mitchell is still alive? Who knew?
Posted by: Sam Houston at September 25, 2007 10:08 AM
...Proof that the perservatives in our foods are working.
Posted by: Freedom Now at September 25, 2007 11:42 AM
