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September 19, 2007
Janet Reno Enters the Music Biz
Former Attorney General is best known for sending in a paramilitary team to kidnap a small boy on behalf of a communist dictator; for sending in tanks to quash a cult, killing 74 men, women, and children in the process; and for her remarkable lack of interest in the illegal shenanigans of her boss Bill Clinton. But now she has another claim to fame, having released a three-CD set of historical songs.
The 50-song collection is in stores now. Buy this collectors item today. If Reno does any singing herself, the military is likely to snatch up every available copy to use in terrorist interrogations.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 19, 2007 6:56 AM
Comments
where'dja get that photo of chelsea clinton's dad?
Posted by: nanc at September 19, 2007 9:28 AM
As if the thought of that bag singing wasn't bad enough, you had to use the words "Reno" and "snatch" in the same sentence. Now I need to puke!
Posted by: Gordon_Freeman at September 19, 2007 1:06 PM
RENO ROCKS! Hey J-Ren, K-Feds on the phone. He thinks your hot and maybe you can help him get his kids back 'cuz you know law stuff and all that. Maybe Reno can take Barry Manilows slot on "The View". Conservative girls don't scare her. Can't wait for Craig Livingstones album, or as he calls himself, "The artist formerly known as a White House employee with 400 F.B.I. files that nobody can remember hiring".
Posted by: Gregory at September 19, 2007 1:58 PM
