« Envirokooks Oppose Hydroelectric | Main | Wrong Way Flanagan »

September 4, 2007

Idiot Falls Off Segway

File this one under B for BWAHAHAHAHA:

Piers Morgan, formerly editor of Britain's Daily Mirror, ridiculed President Bush for falling off a Segway scooter in 2003. Here's the headline his paper ran:

You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr. President?

For in-depth analysis, the Daily Mirror added:

If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can.

Now Piers has fallen off a Segway himself — on camera. The poor klutz broke three ribs. Check out the video at

Piers Morgan, idiot.

On tips from Conan and Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 4, 2007 5:45 PM


hoisted by his own petard!


Posted by: nanc at September 4, 2007 5:55 PM

Another reason why the 13 British Colonies in America declared independence - to avoid become pasty white inbred fools.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 4, 2007 7:00 PM


Posted by: mustafa p at September 4, 2007 8:18 PM

"You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr. President?"

Did the president break any ribs in his fall? I recall not, so does that make Mr. Morgan bigger idiot than Dubya?

Posted by: Anonymous at September 4, 2007 9:22 PM

At least three times as much an idiot Anonymous :)

Posted by: davec at September 4, 2007 9:48 PM

I'd like to kick his ass up so high that he could use it as a hat! Just for being a pasty white piece of Eurotrash.

Posted by: Conan at September 5, 2007 3:17 AM

Personally I reckon anyone who gets on one of those things is an idiot, but that's just personal opinion...

Posted by: Archonix at September 5, 2007 4:32 AM

Proving once again that there is indeed a God...LOL!

Seriously though, are you as sick and tired of these socialist douchebags like Morgan who have made a career out of bashing a political leader outside of their own country, for the sole purpose of ingratiating themselves to the rabid Eurolefties?

How about focusing on your own country "Piers"? How about talking about how liberalism has resulted in the eroding of British culture, and how there is a flight of British people from the country due to the liberal policies resulting in being overrun with Muslims that have no respect for British laws and traditions? How about telling us about that great socialist experiment known as the "National Health" where desperate Brits are reduced to entering a lottery in order to get dental care within two years? How about talking about how long it takes to find an apartment in Britain, thanks to socialist control of housing? We won't even bring up the difficulty of private home ownership.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. By ignoring these and many other problems in your country, and instead engaging in fanning the flames of America bashing because you find it easier, demonstrates what a useless, vacuous, phoney you are.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at September 5, 2007 5:18 AM

There's a reason Private Eye always calls him Piers "Morgan" Moron...

Posted by: Archonix at September 5, 2007 8:48 AM


Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at September 5, 2007 10:58 AM

What can I say, Piers? Payback's a bitch, ain't it? Maybe you'll look to your own house now, eh, Piers, and leave us the Hell alone.

Posted by: jc14 at September 5, 2007 11:59 AM

Too bad he didnt break his neck.

Posted by: B at September 6, 2007 9:59 AM