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September 17, 2007
Hallowed Commandments of the Politically Correct Elitist
The Irate Nation lists all 66 of the hallowed commandments of the politically correct elitist left-wing liberal. A few examples of the sacred rules guiding moonbats:
• You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas, preferential treatment and set-asides are not racist.
• You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being lesbian is natural.
• You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
• You have to be against capital punishment for criminals, even murderers, but support abortion on demand.
• You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
• You have to believe that there were never any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though they were used against Iran, the Kurds and the Iraqi people and even though the many Democrats warned us about WMD before the Iraqi invasion.
• You are always to belittle and deride concepts such as optimism, patriotism, honor, honesty, faithfulness, fidelity, loyalty, courage, bravery, principles, trust, trustworthiness, reliability, responsibility, respect, common-courtesy, common decency, kindness, Good Samaritanism, sacrifice, patience, fortitude, values, integrity and character as being naive and passe. Call anyone who uses those words, "judgmental" and "intolerant."
• You are encouraged to lionize, venerate, yea, worship sloth, lust, self-centeredness, selfishness, instant gratification, slander, criminal behavior, drug addiction, degenerate behavior, promiscuous sex, lewd remarks and behavior, rudeness, crudeness, crassness, smutty language, vulgarity of all kinds, disrespect for authority, laws, law enforcement and military while showing respect for prostitution, drug dealing, gang-bangers, organized crime, pornography and generally everything that would aid in tearing down the social fabric of the United States of America and all she stands for.
• You have to support and promote socialized medicine as "Socialized medicine is based on the belief that, while individual bankruptcy by medical bills is tragic and wicked, bankrupting the entire country is beneficial and noble." ~ Nicolas Martin
• Remember, admission that morals and ethics are passe always gets you off the hook — but, do not hesitate to point out the immorality or unethical behavior of people who don't agree with Elitist Leftwing Liberals.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 17, 2007 9:30 AM
Comments
Funny list!
A moonbat recently accused me of making "value judgements", as if it were bad thing to do. Seriously, he thought it was an insult or something.
Posted by: forest at September 17, 2007 9:49 AM
Well done, Irate Nation! I'll click over to your website and check out all 66 (really, that's all the commandments there are for Elite Moonbats? I'd've thunk there'd be thousands, at least! Political Correctness requires so many slavish assumptions about people and cultures around the world). Just joshing -- Great work!
Moonbat = Liberal = mind-numbed robot. A rose is a rose is a rose.
Posted by: jc14 at September 17, 2007 10:37 AM
Don't forget: You must think the government is evil and corrupt, but only government has the "moral authority" to administer health care.
Posted by: freshiebbadd at September 17, 2007 4:18 PM
You advertise for these politicians who have no common decency, who deny people their constitutional rights.
NOr do they have any common decency in intelligence
Posted by: Eric Klieman at December 12, 2007 7:47 PM
I didn't mean to give my real name before,
nor do I wish the Clintons any harm.
But I do suspect them of committing outright genocide on me.
It's my opinion that they did escalate their germ warfare, AIDS! on the whole human race, I
blame the press and news media and the secret service, for going against the geneva conventions, and not keeping them in check in politics a long time ago.
Posted by: Eric Klieman at December 13, 2007 3:28 AM
