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September 13, 2007
Greedy Moron Sues After Setting Himself on Fire
Charles Lewitzke, 81, got carried away with his Brut lotion and deodorant spray while on a camping trip. Possibly in an attempt to ward off bear, he applied so much of the stuff that it caught fire when he started a fire to cook breakfast.
Every schoolboy knows that cologne is flammable. But Lewitzke won't let that stop him from climbing aboard the litigation gravy train. He's suing the company that owns Brut, the company that used to own Brut, and even Wal-Mart, for selling Brut.
Presumably his mother isn't still around. Otherwise he could sue her too for raising a fool.
On a tip from Bill.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 13, 2007 7:56 AM
Comments
And we'll have the usual...the company will settle out of court rather than risk bad publicity.
Two questions: Who wears cologne while camping? And who the heck still uses Brut?
Posted by: Pam at September 13, 2007 8:42 AM
Mr. Lewitzke will heretofore be referred to as "Poof".
Posted by: Coop at September 13, 2007 9:03 AM
He missed sueing Broadway Joe for promoting it in the 70s!
Posted by: Bill at September 14, 2007 9:50 AM
