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September 6, 2007

Global Warming Ending World, Africans Hardest Hit

Posted by Dave Blount at September 6, 2007 8:00 AM

Nothing could be as evil as global warming without being racist:

Africa will suffer the most if the world fails to reduce global warming, with parts of the impoverished continent becoming uncultivable or uninhabitable, top British government scientists said overnight.

Gordon Conway, the chief scientific adviser for Britain's department for international development, explains the catastrophic consequences of human activity:

It's going to get wetter and drier.

The inevitable result will be Africans going insane while trying to figure out whether they need an umbrella.

How heartless would you have to be to object to a few tax hikes to help slow down the world economy for the sake of the poor wet dry Africans?

On a tip from Texan.

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