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September 22, 2007
Clooney Disregards Rules, Crashes Motorcycle
Rules don't apply to our Tinseltown royalty — which may be why the smug moonbat George Clooney felt entitled to pass on the right as he drove his motorcycle through Weehauken, New Jersey, across the Hudson from Manhattan.
However, the laws of nature apply even to glitterpigs. When the vehicle he was passing turned right, Loony and his passenger went flying.
Clooney broke a rib and his passenger a foot, but fortunately they were wearing helmets, so Clooney's pretty face is probably fine.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 22, 2007 11:19 AM
Comments
His face is the only thing of value protected by the helmet. No chance of brain damage with or without a helmet.
Posted by: IOpian at September 22, 2007 12:42 PM
as long as his foot was in his mouth when it broke...
Posted by: nanc at September 23, 2007 9:06 PM
Reminds me of Gary Busey refusing to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle a few years ago. Too "restrictive" of his "freedom," to paraphrase the guy who made Buddy Holley a star for a whole new generation.
Freedom to kill yourself, I guess he meant, since he split his skull wide open one day in a bike crash without a helmet; took him months to recover, if he ever fully did. Changed his mind real quick (once his mind returned); I understand though that he later went back to promoting the "no helmet laws" position again -- some people never learn from experience, and I reckon he's one.
Posted by: jc14 at September 24, 2007 7:26 AM
