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September 7, 2007
Al Franken For Senate Still Not Funny
Amazingly enough, the obnoxious comedian Al Franken — known for his extreme left-wing political views — could still conceivably be elected to the Senate from Minnesota, with the help of cash infusions from his well-heeled Hollyweird friends.
No doubt Franken would transcend partisanship and reach across party lines in the interest of mature and responsible government. Via the Wall Street Journal, a couple quotes give insight into his mentality:
From Mr. Franken's 2005 book, "The Truth (With Jokes)"
"Republicans are shameless d**ks. No, that's not fair. Republican politicians are shameless d**ks."
From Mr. Franken's 2003 book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them"
"But you know, I don't want to get into a whole partisan politics thing here. Not in this book, anyway. We'll leave that for my next book, I F***ing Hate Those Right-Wing Motherf***ers!, due out in October 2004."
You would think even the Democrat Party would have the self-respect to keep this vulgar and belligerent fool off a Senate ticket. But if Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy and Hanoi John Kerry are allowed in the Senate, anything's possible.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 7, 2007 7:28 AM
Comments
To paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen: "Mr.Franken, I know funny. Some of my close friends are funny. Mr.Franken, you are not funny."
Posted by: phil at September 7, 2007 7:53 AM
He wasn't even funny when he was on SNL back in the day.
Posted by: mustafa p at September 7, 2007 8:01 AM
Why is Al Frankenfag puckering up like that? Did Barney Frank or Larry Craig enter the room?
As for Craig, he should be booted out of the Republican party and forced to become a Democrat. After all, the Democrats love perverts.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 8:03 AM
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it,
people like me!" Not me, Mr. Franken. I think you suck.
Posted by: Coop at September 7, 2007 8:45 AM
If he can lead a start-up radio station to be a successful powerhouse then why shouldn't he be able to do the same for America? Oh wait, nevermind.
Posted by: MB at September 7, 2007 8:59 AM
I've never seen Al Franken in person. Is he as thick as he looks? Everything about him - his lips, his eyebrows, his head - especially his head. Must be as big as a friggin water buffalo. I know he sounds thick.
Posted by: Keef at September 7, 2007 10:50 AM
Al Frankenberry is mentally retarded; its amazing he can string 2 sentences together. He wears those coke bottle glasses because his brain is malformed. Look at the photo, the eye on the left is HUGE!!!!!!! almost freakish.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 11:32 AM
Lemme tell you about Al Frankenstein on SNL: The idiot was upstaged every single week by the likes of Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade & yes even Rob Schneider.
Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at September 7, 2007 11:51 AM
The Democratic Party lost its self-respect years ago. One of the problems we face going into the elections is the lingering image of the party as moderate and geared toward the interests of the average person. In reality, of course, it is neither. Franken is a perfect fit for what has become a dumping ground for every unwholesome current in our society.
Posted by: AWOL Civilization at September 7, 2007 9:07 PM
If Franken would convert to muslim, he would win the moonbat electorate easily, unless the Goracle ran against him. All hail The Goracle!!
Posted by: Hemlock at September 8, 2007 4:22 AM
think jesse ventura...
oh, they'll vote for al - that's why they're minnesota and the rest of u.s. are not.
resume party.
Posted by: nanc at September 8, 2007 8:03 AM
Nah, Hemlock, Franken is jewish so conversion won't save him. The muslims won't tolerate that.
Nanc's right...any state that would elect Ventura has got a few issues to iron out and a few screws loose. Is likely they'll elect another twisted sister.
Posted by: fellowes at September 9, 2007 8:51 PM
