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September 24, 2007

Ahmadinejad Preaches at Unitarian Church

The leftists running Columbia University aren't the only ones to welcome visiting master terrorist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with open arms. Team Tominthebox News Network reports that Mad Mahmoud spoke yesterday during the Sunday morning "time of gathering" of the Baker Street Unitarian Universalist Congregation.

After speaking for over an hour to a packed house, Ahmadinejad was rewarded with a standing ovation. The service concluded with the congregation joining hands with the terrorist and singing "We Shall Overcome."

Why would godless left-wing kooks admire the guy who runs a theocratic police state? They have a common enemy — us. The "Reverend" Odessa Alma Jennings-Hardworth of Baker Street explains:

We realize that President Ahmadinejad has made some statements which could be considered by some to be intolerant. Indeed, that might be true. But one must examine his overall demeanor. While Mr. Ahmadinejad is intolerant towards good things, he is also intolerant of those whom we consider intolerant in even more important matters, namely those of the far-right agenda. So we share a common intolerance of unfavorable intolerance and his intolerance of intolerance far out weights, in my opinion, his intolerance of those things tolerable. If there's one thing we cannot tolerate, it is intolerance, unless a greater intolerance exists towards those with even greater intolerance. I think our motives in having him speak, speak for themselves.

Before any trolls accuse me of falling for a hoax, let me state that this is a joke. Too bad it's no joke the way Ahmadinejad is exploiting our moonbat fifth column.

On a tip from David.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 24, 2007 8:04 AM


The bogus 'revund' say the word intolerance 12 times!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: allie at September 24, 2007 8:57 AM

I think once you say the word "intolerant" or "intolerable" 15 times in one statement, you forget the meaning...

Posted by: jane at September 24, 2007 9:14 AM

When Achmadbinacad transmorgifies into the 12th Imam and streaks across the dawn sky with sparks flying from his beard, then, Oh bogus Uni-uni buba, he will prong you and crackle yo ass.

Posted by: Bergbikr at September 24, 2007 10:33 AM

Well, he IS doing us a favor by getting the moonbats out into the open. Now we won't have to flush them out with dogs to put them out of their misery during the Revolution. We'll KNOW who they are.

Posted by: Conan at September 24, 2007 11:08 AM

You can't make this stuff up, can ya?

Posted by: Davy Crockett at September 24, 2007 12:05 PM

I'm a little ignorant on muslim matters, so could anyone answer this question?

Since "Ahma-Dahma" preached at a non-muslim church, did he violate his muslim vows? (I hope, I hope) Or are the congregation now MUSLIMS?

Posted by: KHarn at September 24, 2007 12:54 PM

This is utterly pathetic. Leftists would support Hitler against our country.

Of course, unless Hitler happens to invade a Socialist country, then the gloves are off.

Posted by: Freedom Now at September 24, 2007 1:14 PM

Talk about Moonbattery?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The "Reverend" Odessa Alma Jennings-Hardworth's comments are priceless. Some things you just can't makeup and that's a classic.

Does anyone know what ails that creepazoid?

Posted by: Steve at September 25, 2007 12:24 PM

This whole thing was made up! The author admits it at

You bores should check the facts before you spout your opinions.

Posted by: Henry at September 25, 2007 9:00 PM

Henry, maybe you had better read the post thoroughly before you spout your opinion:

"Before any trolls accuse me of falling for a hoax, let me state that this is a joke."

Posted by: Van Helsing at September 25, 2007 9:18 PM